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 Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 12:38 pm
granted. it enters everyone else's at 10X volume and drives them murderously insane.
i wish my homework would magically complete itself in such a way that it would be graded greatly.
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Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2010 2:13 pm
Granted. You get such good marks that you're sent off to college and you flunk out, resulting in you living the rest of your life as a bum on the street.
I wish to be enlightened.
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 2:44 am
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 8:12 pm
granted. you inhale it and die.
i wish i had had a better dinner, tonight.
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Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2010 9:32 pm
Granted. You don't eat for the rest of the week.
I wish I could shed 50 lbs.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 12:58 am
Granted. You gain back twice as much in no time.
I wish for Spongebob Squarepants to release new episodes of Season 2 and 3 quality.
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Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2010 10:30 am
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 3:09 pm
granted. but you are its only follower.
i wish that i could non-offensively weird anyone out at will.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:53 pm
Granted. They all think you're weird and turn you into an outcast and get you ostracized.
I wish I had a super-army obedient only to me and all have a lifespan of 50 years and won't die until then.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 9:42 pm
Granted, but they age rapidly at 1 year per minute and so in less than an hour they're all dead.
I wish I had an army of invincible obedient monkeys that were skilled in weaponry and never turned on me.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:19 am
Granted. You die of illness two days after making having an army futile.
I wish I found out who poked my eyes out
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 9:37 am
Granted. It was me and I stabbed you to death so you couldn't tell anyone.
I wish I had a secret cell where I could kill people and no one would ever find out.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:25 pm
granted. you go mad and kill yourself in there, too, with nobody ever finding out.
i wish that i had a bucket of delicious cookies that never emptied.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:45 pm
Granted, but you get diabetes.
I wish I had a sandwich.
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:48 pm
Granted. The sandwich had snakes in it that bit you. XD
I wish I had good internet.
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