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 Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 1:46 pm
Granted, but the Nixion administration would have us all die of weed.
I wish for a promotion in ROTC.
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:25 pm
granted
you are now official toilet scrubber
(a real honor)
i wish i didnt have this headache
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:15 am
Granted. You now have a stomach ache instead.
I wish I could get over this cold.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 1:39 pm
Granted. You're all better and go back to work and get into a car accident on the way there.
I wish I was better at baking.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 2:37 pm
Granted, baking becomes your hobby, and you one day burn the skin on your hand off on a pan.
I wish that I would discover a cure for cancer.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:14 pm
Granted, it cures cancer- but its side effect is the person gets avian bird flu.
I wish my bid for an ice tiara would win.
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 3:18 pm
Granted you win the ice tiara and ten minutes later you account gets hacked and it's taken
I wish I could fly
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:13 am
Granted, but you can't land.
I wish my friend had a house on Gaia.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:51 am
Granted, but the house caves in while you're there!
I wish I struck oil.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 10:02 am
Granted, and 1 minute later you drown in said oil.
I wish I really did have sheep minions.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:24 pm
Granted, you have a legion of sheep minions. A Warcraft player clicks on them too much and they all explode
"Baa~~~raam~~~you~~~"
*BOOM*
I wish that the lead character in X-Men 3 was Mr. Anime. His power was to have complete anime knowledge and everypower an anime character had.
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 9:02 pm
Granted but production on X-Men 3 is put on hold for a really long time as producers take forever getting the legal rights to mention various Anime characters in the movie.
I wish Cartoon Network would bring back Jusitice League Unlimited.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:38 am
Granted, but they cancel everything else and you soon get sick of it and throw your TV out the window.
I wish I had a better TV.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 4:52 pm
Granted, but it only shows icky dirty things.
I wish I could break my record for the most gold I've ever had on Gaia.
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 5:39 pm
Granted but the minute you do you accidentally delete your account !
I wish I had an aquarium.
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