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 Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:33 pm
I think I'll go with 42. It is, after all, the answer. And my Scrooge McDuck question still stands. mrgreen Flying Squiddle What innate physics-defying power does Scrooge McDuck possess that allows him to dive head first into his money bin without compressing his spine?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:38 pm
Flying Squiddle With determination, several tons of rocket fuel, and a really big slingshot (disclaimer: providing you don't combust after take-off or violently decompress in the vacuum of space)! What innate physics-defying power does Scrooge McDuck possess that allows him to dive head first into his money bin without compressing his spine? Scrooge McDuck has found a way to defy physics by employing a large army of government trained scientist that live in his basement and never leave. It is necessary for their survival to do his bidding... twisted When will I be able to retire?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:42 pm
Flying Squiddle Ultima-ZeroX Get a giant slingshot and fling yourself up there What is the luckiest number? Rats! He beat me to the slingshot joke! *dies*whoops, i didn't know slingshots was such a success
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:01 am
In some matter of time.
Why does the evil lady at the coffee shop have some weird codename for the things I order that she shouts back to her baristas and they somehow understand it?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:19 am
It is a well known fact that all Baristas are aliens and that we all speak the same lanuage.
Why do you think soy milk taste so bad?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:22 am
ManagerKyoto It is a well known fact that all Baristas are aliens and that we all speak the same lanuage. Why do you think soy milk taste so bad? the soy cows are disgruntled and bitter. do toenails and hair keep growing after you die?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:49 pm
As a matter of fact they do, and that's just plain creepy...
What do the cooks in restaurants actually do when they get back in the kitchen?
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Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:53 pm
stick their hands into the food and serves it to the customer. this is why i don't trust McDonald's
Where's Waldo?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:45 pm
Waldo, after having a good run in some colorful books, tragically let the fame go to his head, he was burning the candle at both ends and ended up on drugs, he lost his lucrative book deal, got divorced, is now homeless and can occasionally be seen begging outside the YMCA.
Do blondes really have more fun?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 3:49 pm
Blondes only have more fun because ignorance is bliss
How long will it take for the world to become inbred?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:31 pm
Exactly 4years, 2 months, 13days, 8hours, 22minutes, and 18 seconds
Why is my puppy so gosh darn cute?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 4:33 pm
Because the factory workers made it that way.
Why is stir-fry yummy?
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Posted: Fri Jul 28, 2006 7:34 pm
because chefs put a dose of spices in
Who let the dogs out?
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 8:34 am
you did, you idiot.
Will I ever get a brain?
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Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 5:20 pm
Yeah just follow the yellow brick road
Who is the man on the moon?
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