Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Flying Squiddle]

I think I'll go with 42. It is, after all, the answer.

And my Scrooge McDuck question still stands.

mrgreen

Flying Squiddle

What innate physics-defying power does Scrooge McDuck possess that allows him to dive head first into his money bin without compressing his spine?

 

[Aurora Sing]

Flying Squiddle

With determination, several tons of rocket fuel, and a really big slingshot (disclaimer: providing you don't combust after take-off or violently decompress in the vacuum of space)!

What innate physics-defying power does Scrooge McDuck possess that allows him to dive head first into his money bin without compressing his spine?

Scrooge McDuck has found a way to defy physics by employing a large army of government trained scientist that live in his basement and never leave. It is necessary for their survival to do his bidding... twisted


When will I be able to retire?  

[Ethozz]

Flying Squiddle

Ultima-ZeroX

Get a giant slingshot and fling yourself up there

What is the luckiest number?

Rats! He beat me to the slingshot joke!

*dies*

whoops, i didn't know slingshots was such a success  

[Stained Sunday]

In some matter of time.

Why does the evil lady at the coffee shop have some weird codename for the things I order that she shouts back to her baristas and they somehow understand it?  

[ManagerKyoto]

It is a well known fact that all Baristas are aliens and that we all speak the same lanuage.

Why do you think soy milk taste so bad?  

[chessiejo]

ManagerKyoto

It is a well known fact that all Baristas are aliens and that we all speak the same lanuage.

Why do you think soy milk taste so bad?

the soy cows are disgruntled and bitter.


do toenails and hair keep growing after you die?  

[Aurora Sing]

As a matter of fact they do, and that's just plain creepy...


What do the cooks in restaurants actually do when they get back in the kitchen?  

[Ethozz]

stick their hands into the food and serves it to the customer. this is why i don't trust McDonald's

Where's Waldo?  

[Aurora Sing]

Waldo, after having a good run in some colorful books, tragically let the fame go to his head, he was burning the candle at both ends and ended up on drugs, he lost his lucrative book deal, got divorced, is now homeless and can occasionally be seen begging outside the YMCA.


Do blondes really have more fun?  

[klownstalker]

Blondes only have more fun because ignorance is bliss

How long will it take for the world to become inbred?  

[Aurora Sing]

Exactly 4years, 2 months, 13days, 8hours, 22minutes, and 18 seconds


Why is my puppy so gosh darn cute?  

[Stained Sunday]

Because the factory workers made it that way.

Why is stir-fry yummy?  

[Ethozz]

because chefs put a dose of spices in

Who let the dogs out?  

[ManagerKyoto]

you did, you idiot.

Will I ever get a brain?  

[American Dreamcatcher]

Yeah just follow the yellow brick road


Who is the man on the moon?