Useless Superpowers

[Aurora Sing]

the amazing ability to clean spilt milk  

[Pandalover263]

Can be unrelentlessly cruel: can beat eggs, whip cream, but the only remorse felt is with onions. Make cry.  

[chessiejo]

^ can make things seem to disappear by looking at them crosseyed
(but it only works for her, no one else)  

[Aurora Sing]

^Can swiftly administer hugs whenever neccessary  

[chessiejo]

^ can attract dragonflies without humming like a mosquito  

[Ethozz]

can eat ramen with one gulp  

[ManagerKyoto]

Knows for to sing along to songs.  

[Ethozz]

can make his/her own picture frame out of metal  

[themadwriter]

^is the only person Chuck Norris fears  

[Flying Squiddle]

^ Can go from bored to distracted in 60 seconds!  

[themadwriter]

^can read the minds of squirrels  

[Flying Squiddle]

^can wear either one of her shoes on whichever foot she wants and only feel mild discomfort.

themadwriter

^can read the minds of squirrels

(I can! They're saying "chikka chikka chikka chrr!" I can't translate for squat, though. razz )  

[Ethozz]

can drink without a mouth  

[[M][C][R]evenge]

^ has the ability to turn into a dog and eat shoes, then turn back without remembering a thing  

[[M][C][R]evenge]

^ has the ability to make a cookie dissappear just by eating it