Corrupt A Wish!

[PunctureWounds]

Granted. Your dinner of raw snails is ready.

I wish Pirates of the Carribean II was out now!  

[Aurora Sing]

{Oh I wish that too}

Granted-except you have to go to the hospital to have the baby and when you get out the Canadian government has banned the movie and now you have to wait until it comes on DVD


I wish that calories didn't make you fat  

[PunctureWounds]

^.^ gonk Wait until the DVD?! crying

Granted, all the health guidelines are reversed and no one know's whats good for you and what's fattening anymore.

I wish my cats spoke english.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but you and everyone else now speak in meows.

I wish my nose would stop dripping.  

[rathykins]

Granted, but then what was dripping from your nose is now dripping down the back of your throat.

I wish my office chair was more comfortable =/.

 

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, your office chair is now so comfortable that you fall into eternal sleep. (Like sleeping beauty! XP)

I wish I could save gold...  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but once you have the desired amount, you have lost interest in what ever it was and just give it away.

I wish I had a girlfriend.  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted. This is your girlfriend >

I wish I never had bad hair days.  

[rathykins]

Granted, but its because your hair falls out and you're bald.

I wish I was at the beach right now.

 

[OtherWorlds]

Granted, but it's a record heat and you have no sun block.

I wish I didn't have to sleep anymore.  

[xX_Random-Soul_Xx]

Wish granted but you are bored out of you mind at night and you slowly go insane and fall off a cliff!

I wish I had more gaia gold to give to the master  

[Aurora Sing]

granted except you get confused and transfer it to me instead lol

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow  

[rathykins]

Granted, but a meteor hits your house and you die because you are in it... and not at work, like you would normally be.

I wish flash fireworks did not exist.

 

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, only super flash fireworks exist, and give seisures to all, and to all a good night.

I wish mother-in-laws were less interfering.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, only to be replaced by the father-in-law.

I wish my life was not a messed up/ confusing right now.