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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:11 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:11 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:24 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:55 pm
i can continue if people wish for it to surprised heart 
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 9:20 am
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:40 pm
Yes please heart
Verb: Hit
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:51 pm
There's a small, ACIDIC building called “BATMAN & CO” in the industrial district of Birmingham, England. Most of the time, its doors are locked and the windows are ROLLED. However, on February 8th of every leap year, there will be a small plastic SHOE outside the front door containing business cards. On the front of the card it says in large capital letters, "BATMAN & CO., ENGLAND'S THAUMATURGICAL SPECIALISTS". On the back, in nearly illegibly small type it says "I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!"
Any night after midnight one can come to BATMAN & Co., and slide their card through the door, and the door will instantly DIVE. Inside there is a DREAMY room with white walls. No light reaches this room, except for a small sliver from the other end of the room. When you approach this room you will find that it is actually another door. When you WIGGLE on it, a voice will ask "What makes a man become exalted?" and you must respond with the phrase on the back of the card: "I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!"
The door will open and you will come into another room, a kind of lounge. Inside it you will find around 5-314 people, depending on the night, sitting around DANCING and drinking brandy, all in late Edwardian period dress. There is absolutely no conversation at all in this room and, it is nearly PRETTY except for the phonograph which plays the exact same record over and over, ad infinitum. If you attempt to speak to one of the patrons, they will BLINDLY ignore you and pretend as if you were not there.
Towards the south wing of the room you will find a large, CLOVER table, slightly different from the others. On it will be a quill LOBSTER and a document. The document shows all of your personal information: name, birth date, place of residence, criminal record, greatest fears, and so on. At the bottom of the document is a long line that asks for your signature. No one knows what happens if you HIT it.
...a quill lobster?
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Posted: Sun Nov 01, 2009 7:02 pm
Quill Lobster! surprised I try to imagine it but my mind turns into mush.
Noun : Strawberry Jam
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:33 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 5:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:06 pm
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 10:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:41 pm
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