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 Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:27 pm
Granted, but now you must deal with having clones rule the world and taking your place. Who needs sex when you can just clone yourself?
I wish I was a billionaire so freakin' bad! Have all the stuff I never had!
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Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:31 pm
granted. but you become so confient that you bet all your money at once and lose it.
to me. twisted
i wish that i had the perfect pet.
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Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2010 10:52 pm
granted. but it feels you've given it too few bacon bites treats and turns against you in an attempt to maul your cerebral cortex.
i wish for a green thumb. i am seriously tired of killing everything except CACTI!
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2010 12:09 pm
granted. your thumb is now green. hooray for you.
i wish that i had a remote that could control anything.
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 5:29 am
Granted. It also controls you!
I wish it was Halloween again
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:14 am
granted. it is now 11:59 PM on Halloween.... in 3000 BC.
i wish that the wait time for posting was lessened.
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Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:15 pm
Granted. The site crashed for God knows how long.
I wish to have a passing grade in my French Literature class.
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Posted: Tue Nov 09, 2010 12:05 pm
granted. a loved one of yours dies and they give you the grade out of pity.
i wish that i wasn't procrastinating right now.
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Posted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:16 pm
granted. you procrastinate... tomorrow!
i wish i liked green onions (but not to a point of addiction, you haters.)
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Posted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:19 pm
granted. you now compulsively soak every onion you eat in green food dye before admiring and eventually eating it.
i wish that i could do whatever i wanted for the rest of my life.
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Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:36 pm
granted. you still have to face the consequences. twisted that's pretty much life...
i wish i had an obedient pet chicken named Coco. (don't you love that name for a chicken? smile )
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Posted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:06 pm
granted. but it lives up to its name, being made of irresistably good chocolate, and you can't help but eat it.
i wish i had some magical friends.
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Posted: Wed Nov 24, 2010 9:46 pm
granted. what you don't know is that they secretly hate you... and they plan for your downfall behind your back.
i wish there were rainbows everyday.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:14 pm
granted. the entire sky is covered by rainbows, preventing all air traffic and freaking out all the animals.
i wish that i had a friendly pet that didn't have to be fed or cleaned or anything.
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 7:40 pm
Granted.Too bad your pet is "too friendly" with you and your guests.
I wish my parents were OK with me being with my fiance.
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