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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 7:59 pm
To make human females pregnant. (thats right...)
Why aren't swords more popular?
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 4:34 pm
Because laser guns can kick a sword's butt!!
What am I thinking?
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Posted: Fri Feb 11, 2011 8:25 pm
You're thinking "I gotta fart, but I don't know which way to lean".
Why do people laugh at farts?
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:51 am
Because the passed gas tickles them.
When will I fall asleep?
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:21 pm
when pigs fly.
what did the black oak say to the white oak?
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:00 pm
Burn.
Why did you tickle me?
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Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 3:10 pm
because you deserved it.
who IS mrgreen ?
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Posted: Thu Feb 17, 2011 3:26 pm
The guy from the game "Clue".
Why do I like maids?
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Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:34 pm
Because cleaning ladies aren't as sexy.
Can I torture you for no reason?
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:59 pm
no, you must have a reason. even if all it is is sadistic fun.
for whom does the bell toll?
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:19 pm
You, since I've decided to torture you now?
Does tying doglover to a cactus and beating him with a rubber chicken count as torture?
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:33 pm
yes, though it IS cruel and unusual eek
am I ever going to get xbox live gold so I can kick people's butts in Assassin's Creed multiplayer?
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2011 9:09 pm
Only if Jesus says it's okay.
Are people offended in this forum if someone says something even remotely sacrilegious?
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:38 am
Not me.
If you're going to tie Doglover to a cactus and beat him with a rubber chicken, are you going to do this while he is naked?
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Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:07 am
Eww! Gross! No. He'll be in his underwear.
Does my avi look like a Nazi?
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