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 Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 5:54 pm
The punishment for such an accusation is death.
You lit my tie on fire.
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 8:37 pm
No, ties are important, and I like them.
You tried to silence me!
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 9:04 pm
You have the right to remain silent
You shot me! Literally! Out of a cannon!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 6:40 am
It was in the script.
You didn't read the script!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:36 am
my glassess broke and i was legally blind!
You ate the presidents breakfast bananza!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:40 am
Well, he just LEFT it there!
You ran over old people! x_x
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 7:43 am
No, I ran into an old Steeple.
You stole the Leprechauns gold, making him go around killing people in his search for the gold you stole from him!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 10:16 am
I didn't make him do anything.
You threw away a perfectly good meal!
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 1:19 pm
I threw it out because it was rotten.
You tickled me!
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 9:20 pm
It's our new interrogation proceedure. Tickle torture.
You unplugged the tickle torture machine.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:10 am
Because I couldn't stop laughing!
You did not make it to Jury duty!
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 8:45 am
I got distracted by ponies.
You stole my booze!
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:40 pm
You looked underage getting distracted by ponies
You supplied alcohol to a suspected minor!
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 7:35 am
I supplied myself and I'm not a minor.
You shocked the monkey!
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2012 4:53 pm
He wasn't practicing his drills properly.
You tried to initiate the Third Impact!
(anyone get the reference?)
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