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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:02 pm
Only if it's industrial sized.
Where can I store the dead bodies of my victims?
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:17 pm
under the covers of your bed.
is it rude to lick your plate clean when you go out to dinner?
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:20 pm
you must lick everyone's to be polite!
Does scientology make sense?
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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:30 pm
sure, why not?
what if it turns out that God is a 12 year old boy with autism?
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:21 am
The world would be shocked.
Do you see what I see?
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:15 am
If you mean the inside of your hat, then no. How can you see through that?
What's the most painful way to torture someone?
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:23 am
Torture the things they love most, then show them an unattractive person's unattractive rear end. Then whip them with barbed wire and finally, put a poison dart frog on them and have them stung by a jelly fish.
Are ye a pirate too?
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:53 pm
well, i pirate music. does that count? ((not really.))
......well? DOES THAT COUNT?
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:39 am
It is known that pirates steal, and since you steal music, I have come to the scientific conclusion that you are a pirate.
Will you be my assistant?
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:03 am
No, you are under arrest and will receive the death penalty.
How should I execute Boris?
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:23 pm
you should let him to whatever he wants and provide for his every need and desire until he somehow dies, having just lived to death.
how can i gain the power of telekinesis?
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 9:23 am
Sell your soul to Dai Satan for it.
Is it true that when someone passes gas, the passed gas goes to someone or something else?
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:35 pm
Yes. They are collected by aliens to power their spaceships.
Can I kill your family? *hiding dead bodies and a bloody knife behind me*
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:25 pm
yes. except for my grandmother. you touch her and you're dead.
why do i get a stomachache every time i enter a church? ((true.))
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 5:30 pm
Because your parents sold your soul to Satan to keep you alive, and the holyness begins to disintegrate starting from your tummy.
Would you moon the moon with me when it's full (Totally serious)
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