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 Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:08 pm
Yeah, well, I'm too lazy to do it myself, and they paid me.
You ran off with my butler before he made my morning muffins!
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:18 pm
He followed me.
You threw a pie at me.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:25 pm
Yes I did. It was a waste of good pie.
You stole some of my best wine from my secret stash!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 4:13 pm
It was a lawful seizure during a practice raid for the upcoming restoration of the Prohibition Act
You jaywalked to get away from me!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2012 10:16 pm
You can't prove it.
You escaped your cage, you naughty specimen.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:11 pm
Haven't you ever see Jurassic Park, or any of the multitude of movies/video games where keeping naughty specimens in cages never work out?
You created the hole in security that allowed me to escape and run amok to cover your act of industrial sabotage/espionage.
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:58 pm
.... I have no diamond.
You sunk the Titanic!
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:53 am
It was going to destroy my home!
You used Mario to steal my baby!
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2012 1:04 pm
Blast; how did you find out I was the mastermind behind the global penguin-smuggling ring?
You put me up to it!
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:48 pm
Sure. Go ahead, blame me. Everyone else does.
You're not brushing well enough in behind.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:10 pm
Probably.... My hair goes down past the floor. I would say past my feet, but they are busy turning to ash. XD (Not what you meant at all).
You set the city on fire. evil
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:00 pm
That was probably a disgruntled patient who tried to torch my office...and missed somehow.
You weren't brushing enough. Now you have a cavity. *prepares drill*
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:19 pm
Not unless I can get cavities in my normal bones. I don't have a mouth.
You broke the time-space continuum.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:57 pm
No I didn't, I just bent it out of shape a little
You broke the cardinal rule
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:32 am
It was fun too!
You couldn't break the cardinal rule!
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