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 Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:03 am
How could I make you forget if I can't remember?
Left the windows open.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:00 pm
I was getting hot. Beating a guy makes you sweat.
You replaced the baseball bat I use to beat squealers with a whiffle bat.
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:26 pm
I just needed to borrow it.
Stole my taco
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:31 pm
You were starving me.
You beat me up!
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:24 pm
It's my job.
You replaced all my nice neckties with clown ties.
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:39 pm
I thought you needed some fun in your life.
You threw me into a volcano!
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:46 pm
Because I didn't need to use cement shoes.
You don't like my hat!
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:04 pm
Its true... I don't like it... I LOVE it!!!
Killed Xaldin.
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:00 am
He shouldn't have been standing in front of me while I was flattening dragons with my steamroller!
You Photoshopped my head on a bomb!
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:19 am
That's not a crime!
You stole the donuts!
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:23 am
I'm using them to blackmail you
You weren't blackmailed enough as a kid! D:<
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:19 am
Of course not. No one had any dirt on me and were to afraid of my wrath.
You didn't give me a piggy back ride!
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 7:03 pm
Who do you think I am? Arnold Schwarzenegger?
You called the cops!
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:11 pm
I -am- the cops
You tore up the minor traffic citation I issued you! scream
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:18 pm
Because we're in a town infested with zombies and mutants.
You worked with umbrella corporation, forcing me to clean up their mess!
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