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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:36 pm
so you don't all turn around when i yell your name
why is there a cow on my printer?
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 9:40 pm
Because it's comfy there !
Why do we put ketchup on hamburgers ?
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:49 am
Because we just do
Why are circles round?
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 11:33 am
they'd be square otherwise!
why is there a chibi ed dancing in my head?
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 5:54 pm
Something has to happen in there!
Why does the toilet water turn one way in the US?
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:19 am
Because it turns the other way in Canada.
How do cows produce milk ?
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:35 am
Very carefully
How does the burnt toast smell come into my room when people don't cook in the kitchen often? (i'm above the kitchen)
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 1:50 pm
Because the monster that lives in your closet is making breakfast.
Why do libraries close early on Saturdays ??
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 6:58 pm
To save you from the book monster that eats people who loiter afterhours
Why does my closet not have a door?
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:08 am
because the monster that live in your closet will die from sufication (I think is mispelled xp )
Why are hotdogs are called hotdogs if they are.......what the heck is hotdogs made of!?
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:38 pm
Now, that is a dumb question....Dogs, of course !
Do you know what Helena McFroo's last words were ?
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:05 pm
"Get out my shower you fluffy bastards!"
Why did my foot fall asleep?
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:22 pm
because you kep it awake all night!
why do people say ouch when they get hurt?
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 9:26 pm
it takes less time than saying "my foot"
why did my friend randomly do my hair last night?
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Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 3:27 pm
Because he was hungry! lol
Why tables have four legs?
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