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 Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:24 am
What did your wife do after you totally pissed her off?
say cheese.
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:31 am
Before you take a photo you.. ?
Japan
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 10:36 am
where is a hard place to find tiramisu?
gorgonzola
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:05 pm
what are you wearing dear,; you smell divine!
goodbye
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:42 pm
What do you say when you see a rusty drill in your dentist's office?
the nape of your neck
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:24 pm
You want to kiss me where?
You are the weakest link.
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 8:49 pm
How does Brimstone refer to his ex girlfriend?
A plane ride to Texas
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Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 10:39 pm
what is worse than a bus ride to oblivion?
a rare collectible
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 2:40 am
It's like a Republican who wouldn't kill a baby for 100 bucks.
Answer: Because the cow was green.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 11:10 am
why are you giving CPR to that heifer?
a stick of dynamite should do the trick.
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 2:44 am
How do you get Al Sharpton to shut the hell up?
A roll of duct tape, some string cheese and 3 elvis albums
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Posted: Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:47 pm
umm...
UUMMMM....
oh heck, somebody else take this one!
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Posted: Thu Jan 04, 2007 7:14 am
What can an elvis nut live on for a week?
An Alien Probe
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Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 2:19 pm
What's that you have on your head?
(that was not my first choice)
purple...
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 8:50 pm
What color is my hair?
Toothpick
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