answer, question

[Maleficents Dragon]

What did your wife do after you totally pissed her off?

say cheese.  

[Jueaile]

Before you take a photo you.. ?

Japan  

[chessiejo]

where is a hard place to find tiramisu?



gorgonzola  

[chessiejo]

what are you wearing dear,; you smell divine!


goodbye  

[Youko-chan of Tactics]

What do you say when you see a rusty drill in your dentist's office?

the nape of your neck  

[xUltra Violetx]

You want to kiss me where?

You are the weakest link.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

How does Brimstone refer to his ex girlfriend?


A plane ride to Texas  

[chessiejo]

what is worse than a bus ride to oblivion?



a rare collectible  

[Caffeine Burnout]

It's like a Republican who wouldn't kill a baby for 100 bucks.

Answer: Because the cow was green.  

[chessiejo]

why are you giving CPR to that heifer?


a stick of dynamite should do the trick.  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

How do you get Al Sharpton to shut the hell up?


A roll of duct tape, some string cheese and 3 elvis albums  

[chessiejo]

umm...

UUMMMM....

oh heck, somebody else take this one!  

[RoxasKeyofDestiney]

What can an elvis nut live on for a week?

An Alien Probe  

[Innana]

What's that you have on your head?
(that was not my first choice)

purple...  

[Reesa-chan]

What color is my hair?

Toothpick