Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[Aurora Sing]

Yes pinky, the same thing we do every night, Try and take over the world!


What part of the brain are serial killers missing that causes them to do what they do?  

[chessiejo]

the part that is in your head, which is why they crave your braaaaains!



why are weather reports seldom accurate?  

[Aurora Sing]

Because Mother Nature is a natorious practical joker.

Why is it so hard to get the streaks out of your mirror?  

[Creesto]

Duh..because mirrors are naturally streaky rofl

Why ask why??  

[Flying Squiddle]

Because "what" usually only leads to further confusion.

(As in "What are you doing with that belt sander?"

"Polishing the cat."

See?)

Speaking of which, why are you polishing the cat?  

[chessiejo]

i said the cat was Polish, not that she needed to be polished.


why don't you listen better?  

[Aurora Sing]

Cause my music is way too loud!

When does the ice cream man get here?  

[Ethozz]

@ midnights

Is chocolate better than vanilla?  

[Flying Squiddle]

I believe in a world where all icecream flavors are treated as equals, regardless of race, gender, or crunchy candylike toppings. To force me to choose would be to force me into discriminating against one or the other, at which point I would probably get hungry and eat them both.

What was Michael Stipe thinking when he wrote Shiny Happy People?  

[Aurora Sing]

He was thinking about people dressed in Aluminum foil suits who had all inhaled way too much Nitrous Oxide...


Where does "domo" come from?  

[Flying Squiddle]

Well, you see, when a couch and an office variety paper shredder love each other very much, they will eventually come together and...

(The following segment of this reply has been censored. In the meantime, we ask that you enjoy this wholesome dancing llama:

dramallama

Thank you. We now return to your regularly scheduled reply.)


... Five weeks later, a litter of Domos is born!

(And now, as an added bonus, you know the gestation period of a couch!)

Isn't learning fun!?  

[Aurora Sing]

It is when you are our teacher!!!


How can I get to the moon?  

[Ethozz]

Get a giant slingshot and fling yourself up there

What is the luckiest number?  

[Flying Squiddle]

With determination, several tons of rocket fuel, and a really big slingshot (disclaimer: providing you don't combust after take-off or violently decompress in the vacuum of space)!

What innate physics-defying power does Scrooge McDuck possess that allows him to dive head first into his money bin without compressing his spine?  

[Flying Squiddle]

Ultima-ZeroX

Get a giant slingshot and fling yourself up there

What is the luckiest number?

Rats! He beat me to the slingshot joke!

*dies*