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 Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:09 pm
Yes pinky, the same thing we do every night, Try and take over the world!
What part of the brain are serial killers missing that causes them to do what they do?
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Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 8:52 pm
the part that is in your head, which is why they crave your braaaaains!
why are weather reports seldom accurate?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:50 am
Because Mother Nature is a natorious practical joker.
Why is it so hard to get the streaks out of your mirror?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:51 am
Duh..because mirrors are naturally streaky rofl
Why ask why??
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:16 pm
Because "what" usually only leads to further confusion.
(As in "What are you doing with that belt sander?"
"Polishing the cat."
See?)
Speaking of which, why are you polishing the cat?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:02 pm
i said the cat was Polish, not that she needed to be polished.
why don't you listen better?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 4:09 pm
Cause my music is way too loud!
When does the ice cream man get here?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:23 pm
@ midnights
Is chocolate better than vanilla?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:04 pm
I believe in a world where all icecream flavors are treated as equals, regardless of race, gender, or crunchy candylike toppings. To force me to choose would be to force me into discriminating against one or the other, at which point I would probably get hungry and eat them both.
What was Michael Stipe thinking when he wrote Shiny Happy People?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:30 pm
He was thinking about people dressed in Aluminum foil suits who had all inhaled way too much Nitrous Oxide...
Where does "domo" come from?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:11 pm
Well, you see, when a couch and an office variety paper shredder love each other very much, they will eventually come together and...
(The following segment of this reply has been censored. In the meantime, we ask that you enjoy this wholesome dancing llama:
dramallama
Thank you. We now return to your regularly scheduled reply.)
... Five weeks later, a litter of Domos is born!
(And now, as an added bonus, you know the gestation period of a couch!)
Isn't learning fun!?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:16 pm
It is when you are our teacher!!!
How can I get to the moon?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:28 pm
Get a giant slingshot and fling yourself up there
What is the luckiest number?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:30 pm
With determination, several tons of rocket fuel, and a really big slingshot (disclaimer: providing you don't combust after take-off or violently decompress in the vacuum of space)!
What innate physics-defying power does Scrooge McDuck possess that allows him to dive head first into his money bin without compressing his spine?
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Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:32 pm
Ultima-ZeroX Get a giant slingshot and fling yourself up there What is the luckiest number? Rats! He beat me to the slingshot joke! *dies*
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