Useless Superpowers

[Aurora Sing]

^Can call someone up to speak to just by dialing their phone number  

[Ethozz]

can speak to someone by shouting at each other over long distances  

[Aka_Saiyaku]

ability to make themselves breakout  

[Aurora Sing]

^Has selective hearing and only listens to what he wants to  

[Ethozz]

the ability to hear without ears  

[ManagerKyoto]

Has the ability to regrow hair  

[TintedShades]

Ability to toilet paper a house in record time!  

[Flying Squiddle]

^can hum the entire extended organ solo version of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida from memory.  

[Ethozz]

can touch the brain through the nose O_o;  

[themadwriter]

^can dances while being attacked by ferrets  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Can grow hair to be completely covered in 30 seconds  

[Aurora Sing]

^can command flames just by flicking his bic rofl  

[[M][C][R]evenge]

^has the ability to bleed when cut o_O  

[[M][C][R]evenge]

^ has the ability to look in the same direction for a minute while still being amused  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Has the ability to talk to gnats