Corrupt A Wish!

[rathykins]

Granted, but you get stuck in your spaceship for eternity... and your only company is a monkey.

I wish my cheek would stop itching. o.O

 

[SilverDream]

you cheek stops itching, but only cuz you scratch it off.

i wish tom would get online  

[Aurora Sing]

Tom does get online and then completely ignores you the whole time!!

I wish I was home and not in a stupid hotel sad  

[rathykins]

Granted, but your internet connection isn't working at home =o.

I wish nobody cared when I chose to go to sleep or wake up.

 

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, everyone stops caring about anything, especially you. sad

I wish my hubby was at home right now.  

[xUltra Violetx]

Granted He's home because he lost his job

I wish I wasn't so tired  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, you're wide awake and can never sleep again.

I wish the radio played better music.  

[TintedShades]

Granted, but you're radio breaks.

I wish my cats would behave themselves.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but you cats are now stuffed.

I wish I have a Great Dane.  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, and he eats everything you own.

I wish, I wish I hadn't squished that fish... mrgreen  

[TintedShades]

Granted, you didn't squish that fish. You did, however squish five others.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[ManagerKyoto]

Granted, but it never comes true.

I wish I where rich and famous  

[TintedShades]

Granted, rich and famous as a thief.

I wish I had a job.  

[PunctureWounds]

Granted, you're job is to clean toilets at a truck stop. (Eeewww!)

I wish I had some cookies and milk...  

[TintedShades]

Granted, but you drop your cookies under the couch and spill the milk all over yourself while retriving them.

I wish my dinner was ready.