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 Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:11 pm
Never torture someone who can and will kill you.
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 7:20 am
The earth isn't inherited from our ancestors, but borrowed from our children. Go green. Recycle and s**t.
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Posted: Sat Aug 03, 2013 8:38 pm
You should wear a medical mask before beginning a procedure.
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Posted: Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:52 pm
Ensure your patients are thoroughly disarmed lest a secret fear of dentist drills escalate to a lethal situation.
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 12:28 am
Spaying/neutering your pets can be done with a precision laser blaster...I think.
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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2013 5:47 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:17 pm
Some mushrooms are poisonous, including the ones I just put in your food.
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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 9:30 am
I have a caterpillar. He's name is Death, for if you touch him, you die.
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Posted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 5:27 am
'Pirate captain' is not a wise career choice when you suffer severe motion sickness
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Posted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 2:13 pm
People are squishy on the inside.
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Posted: Sun Dec 01, 2013 2:40 pm
People are not as weak as they look.
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Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 11:54 pm
Steroids will get your awards revoked.
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Posted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 2:21 am
Malpractice lawsuits have been the bane of many a Doctor prone to skirting rules and regulations
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:51 pm
You die when you are killed.
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Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:19 pm
Do not sit your a** in the middle of the damn road with a holier-than-thou attitude expecting cars to give way to you...
Cats.
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