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 Posted: Mon Aug 16, 2010 1:57 pm
Fortunately, your friends moved away.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 8:36 am
unfortunatly, your friends lost all their money in a casino by betting it, they then remembered that you still owe them money so decided that they had to come back and get it to pay their debt xp
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:46 am
Fortunately, they got stabbed in the back by a hobo who wanted their clothes. stare They were left naked on the street.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 1:09 am
War is a game Unfortunately for the hobo, he was shot dead by police officers when he resisted arrest and attempted to flee the scene of the crime. Played with a smile
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:39 pm
Fortunately, the stolen clothes were still wearable!
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:53 pm
{ ✖ ▬▬▬▬▬ ✖ } ｡ ｡ ｡
→ Unfortunately, they had holes in them.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 5:28 pm
Fortunately, your Grandma lent you her sewing machine.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 1:41 am
Rage courses in every heart Unfortunately, you do not know how to use it. Yearning to betray its rational prison
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 10:24 am
Fortunately, it comes with a manual.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 9:35 pm
Unfortunately, the manual is in Latin. (Don't you hate it when that happens?!)
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:45 am
Words are a waste of time Fortunately, you own a Latin to English translating book. Destruction is a language everyone understands
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 10:51 am
Unfortunately, all but two pages are ripped out of the book.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 12:11 pm
Fortunately, those two pages are a super condensed version of the whole dictionary. The letters are so tiny you need a microscope to read them, but it still works.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 4:18 pm
Unfortunately, an unsuspecting earthquake broke the small, but impressive magnifying glass.
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Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2010 6:54 pm
Fortunately, even though the magnifying glass broke, you still have the microscope you needed. xd
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