Corrupt a Digi-wish

[Draco_Lord]

Granted. You just gave me an Examon! Thanks.

I wish for something terrible.  

[The Sage of Ruin]

Your Given The Key's to Luigi's Mansion *Shudder*

I wish that game was never made.  

[angel-of-azure2]

Granted. However, a sequel to mario sunshine is made called luigi sunshine.

I wish for a new season of digimon to be made.  

[Khaost Kasen]

Granted, but you get digimon that don't make sense and has copied plotlines from other cartoons.

I wish for a digimon who has incorruptibly.  

[khkhjkh]

Granted except for it's head explodes due to the fact it is a paradox.

I wish to be given a giant cake with veemon drawn with frosting and a digibeetle.  

[Khaost Kasen]

Granted, but the digibeetle exploded and I ate your cake.

I wish for a paradox.  

[khkhjkh]

Granted your hair turns green but it makes you barf all over your couch.

I wish that you all got a nice philly cheese steak sanwhich wit onion wit cheese wiz.  

[Khaost Kasen]

Granted, but you poisoned us.

I wish that all the things bad disappear.  

[khkhjkh]

Granted but you are beat to death by Twitards for Twilight went away (hooray not the death part)

I wish that you all switched gender.  

[The Digital Typhoon]

Granted, but now we're all way more attractive than you.

I wish I had more free time.  

[khkhjkh]

Granted but it is because you are in prison.

I wish for the same wish wished 20 wishes ago.  

[The Digital Typhoon]

Granted, but because you've only actually made four, you get nothing at all.

How is time "free" in prison, free is kinda the opposite to being locked up.
and to get back on the Digi topic.

I wish I had a Digivice.  

[khkhjkh]

Granted but it gives you cancer.

I wish that this thread will have 10000000000 pages.  

[Khaost Kasen]

Granted but the guild was closed after reaching that page.

I wish Michael Jackson was alive again.  

[khkhjkh]

Granted but he is on trial again convicted guilty and dies in prison.

I wish to meet Takato.