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Total Votes : 127

DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-12)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:02 pm
omnom-chan
DD-SCRAPS
omnom-chan
User Image
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP

Class back in session~


omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 90

Oh, my! My first day on the job, and I already have a malfunctioning dodge system on this droid. Allow me to calibrate it while you attempt to calibrate your dodging mechanism on this thermal detonator.
Woooah! New shiny droid! emotion_kirakira It'd be a shame if someone were to make it go "Sproing!" emotion_awesome


I fail to grasp your *brzzzt!* sense of flashback humor. Was that last verbal assault directed toward myself or my manufacturer who only buys his parts at the Hollerin' Doller?

omnom-chan = 90
Droid = 10  
Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:04 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Darkerdemons
emotion_donotwant Warming up a little more!

Darkerdemons = 250 points
Droid = 250 points


If you will not hold still, there will be an uneven cut and possible scarring on your outer casing.

Darkerdemons = 250
Droid = 195
eek *panics and waves arms wildly* GYAHHHHH!

Darkerdemons = 250
Droid = 195  

Darkerdemons

Destructive Daredevil

DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice: 8 Total: 8 (1-12)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:04 pm
omnom-chan
DD-SCRAPS
omnom-chan
Welcomes back the droid with open arms (◡‿◡✿)


omnom-chan = 170
Droid = 90

Your dodging mechanism is working quite well, being. There. I've adjusted the speed of it's saber twirl to allow you to adjust your parry calibrations.
The student tries to jam the droid with a lightning fast riposte.


The droid you have been assigned is mostly just a pile of bolts at this time. However, the bolts are emitting deadly cadmium radiation.

omnom-chan = 90
Droid = 10  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 12-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-12)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:05 pm
omnom-chan
DD-SCRAPS
omnom-chan
...that have saber shivs attached to the end of them. (✿◠‿◠)

omnom: 250
Droid: 90


omnom-chan = 90
Droid = 90

I believe you need to tweak your *brzzzt!* calibrations slightly, being. Allow me to slow the droid down a bit.
*wheezes* You goin' easy on me? Shame I can't return that favor. *twirls around with sabers like a buzzkill* twisted

omnom-chan = 90
Droid = 10


Your assigned droid seems to be able to produce just enough energy to shoot it's flamethrower mechanism at you.

omnom-chan = 90
Droid = 10  

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)

Darkerdemons

Destructive Daredevil

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:05 pm
DD-SCRAPS
Darkerdemons
emotion_donotwant Still warming up!

Darkerdemons = 250 points
Droid = 195 points


Perhaps I am mistaken. I have performed a complete brain scan on you, and I have found nothing.

Darkerdemons = 250
Droid = 195

~.~; Well that's a relief...

emotion_dowant Let's scan your system now!

Darkerdemons = 250
Droid = 140  
DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice: 7 Total: 7 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:08 pm
Nia Phoenix
Nia Phoenix = 195
Droid = 195

Nia dodged the darts by a quick dive under the droid, coming up behind it she again swung her plasma blade

Nia Phoenix = 195
Droid = 140


I have made the necessary modifications to *brzzzt!* your assigned droid. It is now set to focus on removing your cranium from your chassis.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140  

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:10 pm
Nia Phoenix
Nia Phoenix = 195
Droid = 140

AS SHE CAME AROUND SHE TRIED TO CONNECT WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK


The droid has now been modified to attack with both it's blaster and it's saber.

Nia Phoenix = 140
Droid = 140  
Darkerdemons rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)
PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:10 pm
ninja Hm... I'm not sure the scan looks that good... Might need some open wire surgery...

Darkerdemons = 250
Droid = 140  

Darkerdemons

Destructive Daredevil

DD-SCRAPS rolled 1 8-sided dice: 6 Total: 6 (1-8)

DD-SCRAPS
Crew

PostPosted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:11 pm
Nia Phoenix
Nia Phoenix = 195
Droid = 140

jumping back she tried to use her free hand to blast the droid with lightning


The droid's targeting systems seem to be malfunctioning. If you will kindly hold still for one moment, I may be able to make a slight adjustment.

Nia Phoenix = 85
Droid = 140  
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 4 Total: 4 (1-8)
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:23 am
Nia Phoenix = 85
Droid = 140

Nia took a couple of hits but for the most part remained unscathed, she put some distance between them before taking out her own blaster and firing off a round  

Nia Phoenix
Vice Captain

Dedicated Wench

31,475 Points
  • Novice Egg Hunter 50
  • Determined Egg Hunter 150
  • Unstoppable Egg Hunter 250
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 3 Total: 3 (1-8)

Nia Phoenix
Vice Captain

Dedicated Wench

31,475 Points
  • Novice Egg Hunter 50
  • Determined Egg Hunter 150
  • Unstoppable Egg Hunter 250
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:24 am
Nia Phoenix = 85
Droid = 140

The droid was quicker than she anticipated, she holstered her blaster and took another swing with the lightsaber  
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-8)
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 11:25 am
Nia Phoenix = 85
Droid = 140

the adjustments made a big difference, she was having a difficult time landing a hit - she swung again  

Nia Phoenix
Vice Captain

Dedicated Wench

31,475 Points
  • Novice Egg Hunter 50
  • Determined Egg Hunter 150
  • Unstoppable Egg Hunter 250
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-12)

omnom-chan

Accursed Trash

32,125 Points
  • Space Blob Recruit 50
  • Alchemy Level 10 100
  • Distrustul Officer 50
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:25 pm
DD-SCRAPS
omnom-chan
DD-SCRAPS
omnom-chan
User Image
HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP

Class back in session~


omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 90

Oh, my! My first day on the job, and I already have a malfunctioning dodge system on this droid. Allow me to calibrate it while you attempt to calibrate your dodging mechanism on this thermal detonator.
Woooah! New shiny droid! emotion_kirakira It'd be a shame if someone were to make it go "Sproing!" emotion_awesome


I fail to grasp your *brzzzt!* sense of flashback humor. Was that last verbal assault directed toward myself or my manufacturer who only buys his parts at the Hollerin' Doller?

omnom-chan = 90
Droid = 10
The only assault you'll get is from me and my sabersaw! pirate
If you mean Bossman, I can only say that I admire the absolute geniusness of Bossman for making a sentient droid out of the cheapest parts. emotion_kirakira  
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice: 11 Total: 11 (1-12)
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:29 pm
DD-SCRAPS
omnom-chan
DD-SCRAPS
omnom-chan
Welcomes back the droid with open arms (◡‿◡✿)


omnom-chan = 170
Droid = 90

Your dodging mechanism is working quite well, being. There. I've adjusted the speed of it's saber twirl to allow you to adjust your parry calibrations.
The student tries to jam the droid with a lightning fast riposte.


The droid you have been assigned is mostly just a pile of bolts at this time. However, the bolts are emitting deadly cadmium radiation.

omnom-chan = 90
Droid = 10

The student goes for long-range shots with her blaster, carefully keeping her distance.

omnom: 90
droid: User Image  

omnom-chan

Accursed Trash

32,125 Points
  • Space Blob Recruit 50
  • Alchemy Level 10 100
  • Distrustul Officer 50
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice: 1 Total: 1 (1-12)

omnom-chan

Accursed Trash

32,125 Points
  • Space Blob Recruit 50
  • Alchemy Level 10 100
  • Distrustul Officer 50
PostPosted: Thu Mar 03, 2016 9:36 pm
User Image

HARD(12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP
The student wises up and puts on a haz-mat suit this time. ninja  
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