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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:49 pm
granted. but somehow the earth blew up and the only thing alive was ONE hamster. lol.
i wish my foot would stop being itchy.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 2:45 pm
Granted now it hurts !!!
I wish I knew how to play the guitar.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:47 pm
Granted. You received an accordion for Christmas.
I wish I could lose 50 pounds.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:48 pm
Granted you lost $$$ equal to 50 English pounds.
I wish I was more likable
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:53 pm
Granted; but now everyone else is incredibly dislikable
I wish I had a dollar for every wish gone wrong
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:54 pm
Granted, but you lose $5 for every wish made.
I wish I had better charisma.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:24 pm
Granted, but in exchange you had to give up your good looks so now you're horrendously ugly.
I wish I had the #1 music album of all time.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:54 pm
Granted, but your other music all sucks.
I wish I had a dollar.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:12 pm
Granted. It's counterfiet.
I wish I was a multi-millionaire.
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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:16 pm
Granted. You're Scarface.
I wish I had a sammich.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:54 am
Granted. You had to sell your house to pay for it.
I wish I could have one of those new Vaio laptops that don't break if you drop, spill liquid on, accidentally put on fire and etc... other cool features it has in its programming.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:06 pm
Granted, but it got a virus.
I wish that I could overcome my acrophobia.
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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:25 pm
Granted. It was cured after someone pushed you off a cliff.
I wish I had a new wardrobe.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 2:12 am
Granted. You're now the most unfashionable person in the country.
I wish I was gaia richer.
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Posted: Sat Jun 05, 2010 1:14 pm
Granted ! and the minute you amassed all the gold your computer crashes !
I wish my headache would go away !
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