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 Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:22 am
They were trying to kill you.
You took pictures of my nose!
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 4:35 pm
I was aiming for your neck.
Poked me on my butt.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:17 pm
Lies! Scandalous lies!
You were chewing on rocks.
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Posted: Thu May 24, 2012 6:22 pm
But the rocks were made of candy
pulled my hair.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:41 am
That's cause there was a bug in there! >.<
You released the pigs into the garden!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 12:53 am
I'm a clean fellow, and those creatures are filthy.
You tracked mud all over my dental office floor.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 1:16 am
No, those were the pigs.
You're too narcissistic to notice me!
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:31 am
*pulls out headphones* you say something?
Never paid back their debt.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:34 am
I'm in college. I have no money to pay it back.
You're an alien invader.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 4:36 am
But I'm from Germany!
Took my make up.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2012 8:17 pm
Why would I want it? I'm a guy, and not one of those gothic/emo ones.
You ground your teeth down to the gums.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 8:36 am
You can do that?
You ate Miss Piggy!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 10:00 am
But I thought it was just regular pork from the supermarket. *eating the meat in ramen* =3
Drank my tea!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 6:05 pm
You just had a fluoride treatment. I did it to make sure you would avoid drinking for half an hour.
You peed in the spit bowl.
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2012 6:09 pm
That would have been very difficult, if not impossible for me to do that.
Stole my cell phone which had my favorite yaoi [lol]
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