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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 1:48 am
i killed you for being gone for so long. crying
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:36 am
I killed you for being emotionally unstable.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:06 pm
I killed you just for fun... and to relieve stress
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:09 pm
I killed you so that I could shave your head and make rainbow wigs, then sell them for a lot of money.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:58 pm
i killed you so you wouldn't suffer from cancer later.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:23 pm
I killed you so you wouldn't be forcefully married to an old, crotchety man that you wouldn't like.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:32 pm
i killed you as a thank you because you're gonna stay alive anyway, so what does it matter?
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:42 pm
I killed you to use your skull as a stage prop.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:45 pm
i killed you so we could donate your hair to the cancered unicorns.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:48 pm
I killed you to see if you bleed rainbows like tuxedo wearing unicorns.
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:25 pm
i killed you so i could iron that suit. it's wrinkled!
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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:13 pm
I killed you for... I forgot why, but you deserved it!
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:38 pm
i killed you for being crazy!
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:59 pm
I killed you because they were my orders.
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Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 11:32 pm
i killed you for not doing it from the heart. cry
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