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 Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:12 am
Granted. It's broken, though.
I wish I was cuter.
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 10:07 pm
Granted. Now every single person in the world wants to pinch your cheeks.
I wish everyone bowed to me.
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Posted: Mon May 31, 2010 11:02 pm
granted. everyone has bowed down to the guy down the block named "Me"....even you...
i wish we never needed any sleep and could function normally.
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 4:28 am
Granted. You're undead.
I wish brain-transplants could finally be made successfully without side-effects so that I (and only I) could live forever by always transferring to a younger body that does not respond to any brain but my own! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 2:21 pm
Granted. But you got hit by a bus and died. No transplant for you! twisted
I wish I had another snapping turtle. Like, a real one. And that it was a ninja, and could shoot lasers out of its eyes, and it wouldn't bit me, or shoot lasers at me. 'Cuz it loves me, and it's name is Joey.
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 7:46 pm
Granted but his life span was 5 mins. (evil laugh)
I wish I had more gadgets and gizmos.
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 8:17 pm
Granted. They're plastic and are of the Fisher-Price brand.
I wish for my own invincible army that were always loyal to me, did every single command of mine, and helped invade and conquer the world for me.
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Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2010 11:33 pm
granted. you were given the army of the hamsters
i wish i lived in the golden age.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 2:09 pm
Granted ! However you have no gold !
I wish commercials weren't so damned stupid half the time !
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 3:30 pm
Granted. They're stupid all the time.
I wish I had an invincible army of hamsters that were always loyal to me and did whatever I told them to.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:19 pm
Granted. They were all chased into a volcano by an army of cats.
I wish I was the most good looking guy in the world.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:23 pm
Granted. Your the only person in the world.
I wish I had a flying hamster.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:31 pm
granted. but then it got shot by an arrow.
i wish hamsters never exsisted
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:41 pm
Granted. You just destroyed the food chain.
I wish history would remember my name.
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Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:43 pm
Granted. Now you're Hitler.
...I really wish I hadn't just broken Godwin's Law.
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