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 Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:19 pm
Granted! But now everyone wants to smoke it
I wish I didn't have to wait
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Posted: Sat May 22, 2010 10:44 pm
Granted. The dentist said he will see you now about your root canal.
I wish I had a nice black silk s**t made out of the finest silk and could not be destroyed.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 6:24 am
Granted but it REEKS like the sewer s**t line.
I wish my wish won't be corrupted. ninja
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 6:33 am
wish secretly granted, but now you have no proof of it.
I wish for a new, not broken, not smelly computer screen.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:14 pm
Granted. There's a bomb in it.
I wish I had a bouqet of roses that were not dead, nor fake.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 7:17 pm
Granted, but they were accidentally ruined by too much water.
I wish I were a great queen of Hyrule like my mother was.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 8:54 pm
Granted, but then you get kidnapped again.
I wish I ruled an empire that conquered other nations and grew to be a massive successful empire.
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Posted: Sun May 23, 2010 9:06 pm
granted but you died and your successor ruined everything you worked for.
I wish I could run a hospital.
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 1:52 pm
Granted, but it was converted into an insane asylum. Unless you like that kinda stuff...
I wish I could have corn for dinner tonight, and it wasn't made of bad stuff. Just corn, normal, nummy corn.
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Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 9:15 pm
Granted. It wasn't cooked so you have to eat it raw.
I wish everyone in the world was happy.
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 2:12 pm
Granted ! Now everyone is happy......except YOU !
I wish I could go on a Carribean vacation
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Posted: Tue May 25, 2010 3:19 pm
Granted. You got eaten by sharks.
I wish I had the biggest pallace in the world.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 3:19 pm
Granted you have now been kidnapped and held for ransom because of your wealth !
I wish it were the '80s again.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 9:18 pm
Granted, the Cold War is still going on, Germany is still divided and many places in Africa and Latin America are once again under military dictatorship.
How can you live with yourself?
I wish I had a trillion dollars.
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 10:42 pm
Granted but the financial district broke down so your virtual trillion is now... gone. Sucks to be you right now.
I wish I had Garfield as a pet.
(To Wolfy: Insane asylums are fun to run. (evil laugh))
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