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 Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:04 am
becuase i was cold
why is a t.v. rectangular and not round
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 12:37 am
So you can squish spiders with it.
Why so serious?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:42 am
Because I am not the Joker.
What time is it when an elephant steps on your I-Pod?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 7:55 am
The songs would go flat. (Get it?)
Did someone smell that?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 8:03 am
Yeah, and it's coming from the toilet.
Did grandma really get hit by a reindeer, or did you just make it up to avoid coming home? (((Actually, they made the song into a movie where she gets amnesia, planned by her niece or granddaughter who wanted to sell her toy shop to make money, but grandma was against it.)))
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 11:00 am
not exactly. she was actually EATEN by a reindeer. i didn't tell you because i didn't want to upset you.
how can i make every human baby born on Earth from now on be a hermaphrodite?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 3:49 pm
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:02 pm
2+2=4^9/81
Why did I forget a question?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 4:20 pm
Because you never had one in the first place.
And how does that make you feel?
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Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2010 6:01 pm
like making a psychologist feel annoyed and uncomfortable for once.
when is red green?
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:48 pm
When the car goes "beep beep!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 1:50 pm
because it wanted people to wonder why it risked getting squashed
why am I tired?
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:11 pm
I put a spell on you.
Why do people get nosebleeds?
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 6:50 pm
Because they can't get chinbleeds.
When will people stop being corporate puppets?
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Posted: Sat Nov 06, 2010 7:30 pm
when pigs fly.
is ball lightning cooler than normal lightning?
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