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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:43 am
Because you forgot you have a cellphone in your chest eek
Why does my TV not work?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:45 am
cuz elmo was on it
y do i love gaia
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:55 pm
Because Michael Jackson came to rape it. ;o
Why do Jonas Brothers suck big time and also are ugly?!
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:56 pm
Because they ate artichokes!
why am i not fat when i eat cookie dough like almost every day?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:00 pm
Because Gir want some muffins!
Why ish Gir teh shiz?!
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:02 pm
Because hes a mongoose 3nodding
Why are human beings so amused by bubbles?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:08 pm
[I wanted freedom, but I'm restricted]
Bubbles don't amuse me... I guess they are amused by them because I may not be human. Why does the band Muse rock my socks?
[I tried to give you up, but I'm addicted]
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 7:59 pm
Because they secretly come from Durem...which is the best place in existence. Why is the telephone evil?
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:35 pm
becouse the goverment tapped them so the aliens know when to come invade earth and destroy all the twilight series and we will kill them all so they will die and they better watch there backs!!!!!!!!!!!* ring ring hay we are alone*...........BOOM!.........*IT IS THE ALIENS GET THE PLASMA GUNS STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
Y AM I A RETARD
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:05 pm
Because you don't have any underwear on!!!
Why am I getting off the computer?
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:55 am
Because your mom is chasing you with a wooden stick swearing at you to get off the f***** computer or else she's giving you an a** smacking hit on the a**!
Why is the drama llama the coolest emoticon ever?!
dramallama dramallama dramallama
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:41 pm
Because your guitar siggie is pwnage.
Why do I suck at playing guitar?
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:57 pm
Because God wants you to play the didge.
Why does everyone think I'm a pimp, gangster or hitman!?
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 3:58 pm
When the sun rises... WALLAH WALLAH WASHINGTON!!! xd Why am I evil? twisted ...its morning O_O
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:17 pm
Because you have a tree in your back yard
Why do I have no friends?
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