What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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8% |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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13% |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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16% |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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44% |
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:29 pm
Kay9214 floralsnow EASY(4-sided die)1=miss, 2-4=hit 30HP The girl selects this little fella, a robot she first thought as a space capsule floralsnow 250 droid 220 The droid, hearing the other droids whisper of her sadism, immediately headbutts the frightening student in the knee.
floralsnow: 220 Droid: 220The girl's giant hammer collides with the droid's head
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:30 pm
A deafening "clank" sound was heard in the room. The next thing she saw, the droid's head is already flat like a plate
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floralsnow rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:32 pm
The girl removed the flattened head of the droid on it using a katana
floralsnow 220 droid 160
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Kay9214 rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:16 am
utroque Kay9214 utroque *After its loss, the droid now has to self-destruct as punishment* The droid blasts its lid off, hitting the student with it.
untroque: 70 Droid: 100Aarrgh, after waking up from a coma caused by the blast...she quickly goes to take some Master classes in How To Successfully Assassinate A Droid emotion_dowant The droid dodges every attack after reading 'How to Evade a Series of Unfortunate Assassination Events'.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:17 am
utroque *she then gives a boring 10 hour lecture about "sewing clothes and gardening" to the droid in hopes that it explodes out of extreme boredom* After eight hours, the student finds the droid has sewn her to a sheet of landscaping fabric.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 4-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:18 am
utroque *goes to play a quick game of booty grab just before the droid comes after her* The droid stars burying the distracted student in the garden.
utroque: 10 Droid: 100
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:20 am
6fred6 Kay9214 6fred6 Need to finish this now 6fred6 = 250 Droid = 10 Looks like he survives another day. The droid droid turns to rush for the exit as it realizes the student is likely coming for it next.
6fred6: 170 Droid: 10I'm on my way 6fred6= 170 Froid = 10 The droid jumps out of the way as the student smashes headfirst into the crowd.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:22 am
6fred6 Rushes headfirst at the droid 6fred6 = 170 Droid = 10 The droid starts pushing the audience out of the way.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:23 am
6fred6 Headbuts the droid 6fred6 = 170 Droid = 10 The droid starts throwing audience members at the student!
6fred6: 90 Droid: 10
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:24 am
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:25 am
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-8)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:26 am
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:29 am
Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Kay9214 Queen-tintin Queen-tintin yes must have caught up to it! Queentintin=90 droid= 170 2nd try! one last attack! here take this! forwards and on lightsaber! hehe this is a good day! Queentintin=90 Droid= 90 tied! The droid decides this is becoming too hungry a game.
Queen-tintin: 90 Droid: 90oh hungry is it? why here is some date squares! *this should short sircuit it!* lol rolls properly this time! my bad! The droid starts throwing the various snack foods back.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:31 am
Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Kay9214 Queen-tintin Queen-tintin yes must have caught up to it! Queentintin=90 droid= 170 2nd try! one last attack! here take this! forwards and on lightsaber! hehe this is a good day! Queentintin=90 Droid= 90 tied! The droid decides this is becoming too hungry a game.
Queen-tintin: 90 Droid: 90oh hungry is it? why here is some date squares! *this should short sircuit it!* lol rolls properly this time! my bad! gets a special cake out! throws it it's way! The droid starts throwing fruit from the Jedi's secret stash of tropical fruit meant for a secret alternate cafeteria.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-12)
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:32 am
Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Kay9214 The droid decides this is becoming too hungry a game.
Queen-tintin: 90 Droid: 90 oh hungry is it? why here is some date squares! *this should short sircuit it!* lol rolls properly this time! my bad! gets a special cake out! throws it it's way! throws a candied apple so it seems....it maybe be a detanator! who knows! and were still tied! llol The droid throws on more and more fruit, in huge amounts, to see if she can withstand more banana Pounds and fig Newtons.
Queen-tintin: 90 Droid: 90
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