What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
8% [ 11 ]
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
16% [ 21 ]
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13% [ 17 ]
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
16% [ 21 ]
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
44% [ 57 ]
Total Votes : 127
6fred6 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
12
Total: 12 (1-12)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:50 am
Kay9214
6fred6
Might need a bit of divine inspiration
6fred6 = 250
Droid 170-80 = 90
The droid watches from the stands.
Looks like the droid is having an out of body experience
6fred6 = 250
Droid 90-80 = 10
6fred6 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-12)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:52 am
Let's hope he stays away so cannot fight back
6fred6 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-12)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 11:53 am
Need to finish this now
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:45 pm
Nia Phoenix: 30
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:47 pm
Nia Phoenix: 30
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 12:49 pm
Nia Phoenix: 30
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:34 pm
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:34 pm
Kay9214
The droid screeches at the woman and flings banana mush.
mashes the droid and mixes him the banana mush
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:35 pm
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:36 pm
Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:36 pm
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-8)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:36 pm
jars the droid up with the mush and hauls him to the cafeteria
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-12)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:44 pm
Kay9214
omnom-chan
Kay9214
show spoiler hide spoiler
omnom-chan
Kay9214
omnom-chan
As rational as that is, the student throws a balloon full of Listerine at the droid's mouth as it speaks.
The droid uses its new found acid spray breath back at the student.
The student duct tapes the droid's pizza hole shut and drags it to the dentist with the big scary drills.
The droid battles sleep mode.
The student takes this as a sign of weakness and prepares to finish off the droid.
The droid shrugs off the student's weak attacks.
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-12)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:54 pm
Kay9214
omnom-chan
Kay9214
show spoiler hide spoiler
omnom-chan
Kay9214
omnom-chan
The student collects rupees from the freshly broken pot and uses it to buy a boomerang to stun the droid.
The droid continues fighting as the Jedi in the control room writes up another best post of the year nomination.
The student prepares an acceptance speech by engraving it on the droid with her Kokiri sword.
The droid blasts the control window to keep the Jedi awake as well.
Splashes scalding hot coffee on both of you.
The Jedi movies one name from his good students list to another list.
Oh boy! I bet it's the Helpful Siths list.
biggrin Like I totes saved you from bossman catchin' ya sleeping on the job!
blaugh ...Uhm why is the droid moving more ferociously?
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
11
Total: 11 (1-12)
Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2015 3:57 pm
Kay9214
omnom-chan
Kay9214
show spoiler hide spoiler
omnom-chan
Kay9214
show spoiler hide spoiler
omnom-chan
Say goodbye to your sport scholarship for droids, mister!
omnom-chan: 250
Droid: 170
The droid accepts a professional contract for the local omnom-killing athletics league.
The student arrests the droid for killing omnom's internet connection last night.
omnom-chan: 170
Droid: 90
The Jedl finally passes out at his workstation, face down on the keys, and the confused droid struggles,
The student checks if the Jedi is still alive before taking cheap stabs at the droid.
omnom-chan: 170
Droid: 10
The droid starts filling the arena with sleeping gas, hoping to knock out the student before she can attack.
Tries to knock out the droid before it fills the arena with the stuff.
omnom-chan: 170
Droid:
10 Goodnight sweet prince.
