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 Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:24 pm
Granted. But now you don't have any wishes left, and a ninja came and killed you.
I wish I had a magical unicorn that wouldn't kill me.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:46 pm
Granted. It impaled your mother through the heart with its horn and is now laughing at your misery.
I wish I had a REAL flamethrower that won't malfunction and/or explode when I use it.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 8:05 pm
Granted, but the flame thrower threw his flames at you and you were impaled on a burning stick.
I wish i had another mom.
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Posted: Sun May 09, 2010 12:36 pm
Granted. She's a crack addict prostitute who beats you with a stick while in a drunken rage every night.
I wish I had an invincible army tank.
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Posted: Mon May 10, 2010 8:57 pm
Granted. It costs you 100,000,000,000,000...000k dollars and you are now buried in debt that can't be paid back forcing the government to execute you while your army is not yet operational.
I wish I was a doll auctioned at $500Million and is going to be eventually given to a kid who is kind and won't hurt or throw me away. (<-- or rip my eyes out. I did that to my barbie dolls when I was err, young)
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:45 pm
Granted. However the kid's brother is an evil child who likes to mutilate her toys. You're next.
I wish I had a pizza that wasn't topped with disgusting things and was edible. It's not made of rubber or is poisonous either.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:48 pm
Granted, but its just a drawing on a piece of rice paper. And the rice paper tastes bad.
I wish I was an invincible unicorn that could not be harmed in any way. And that I could fly.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 7:58 pm
Granted. But as you are flying, all of your friends and family are impaled by other magical unicorns.
I wish that I would never get sick.
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 8:09 pm
Granted. You died.
I wish I had a monkey bodyguard.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:23 pm
Granted, but then it arrested you and sent you to jail.
I wish I had a dance partner.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:53 pm
Granted, but it's me!
I wish everyone trusted me.
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:47 pm
Granted. Now you must face the pressure of keeping the secret of every single person in the world without telling any of them.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:25 pm
Granted, but then it melted before you could eat it.
I wish someone would dance with me.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:34 pm
Granted, but then they take you out back and rape you.
I wish for pie.
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Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 9:41 pm
Granted *Throws mud pie in face*
I wish I had a chocolate eclair
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