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Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 7:43 pm
Stop quoting me.
What would happen if I stuck 10 batteries up my nose?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:10 am
Your nose would be battery powered and it wouldn't work without ten batteries.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:09 pm
it was either Debbie, Debbie, or Debbie.
how do you say "pig latin" in pig latin?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 12:27 pm
Igpay Atinay.
What should I eat for breakfast?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:04 pm
Some snow.
Why am I going to execute you?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 1:56 pm
I painted the roses white.
Why the hell would I do that?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:28 pm
I dared you.
Do white gloves make uniforms look cooler?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:38 pm
only when the rest of the uniform glows in the dark.
why are my hands always so cold?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:57 pm
Because you put them in the refrigerator.
Why do dental examinations take so long?
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:25 am
Because the tooth fairy jinxed your teeth.
Who are Boggis, Bunce, and Bean?
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:01 pm
Eternal_PrinceOfFire's imaginary friends.
Who is better, Gandalf or Dumbledor? (spelling?)
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:49 pm
Hmm. Tough question. I'm going to say Dumbledor.
Who stole my tarts?
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 5:02 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 7:01 pm
Heyyy!!! scream
They're elegant farts.
Can I give you a full cavity search? *snaps on latex glove*
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2010 8:44 pm
((?))
only if by "cavity", you mean philosophy.
what is Eternal_PrinceOfFire angry about?
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