What's grosser than gross? |
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can! |
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1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans! |
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16% |
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Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor! |
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The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty! |
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Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound! |
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:09 am
Felinophile this droid pisses the human off felin 140 droid 140 The droid tries to land another hit having hopefully distracted the woman again.
Felinophile: 85 Droid: 140
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:10 am
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:11 am
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Kay9214 rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:12 am
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:13 am
omnom-chan Kay9214 omnom-chan Kay9214 omnom-chan As rational as that is, the student throws a balloon full of Listerine at the droid's mouth as it speaks. The droid uses its new found acid spray breath back at the student. The student duct tapes the droid's pizza hole shut and drags it to the dentist with the big scary drills. The droid battles sleep mode. The student takes this as a sign of weakness and prepares to finish off the droid. The droid shrugs off the student's weak attacks.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:14 am
omnom-chan Kay9214 omnom-chan Kay9214 omnom-chan The student collects rupees from the freshly broken pot and uses it to buy a boomerang to stun the droid. The droid continues fighting as the Jedi in the control room writes up another best post of the year nomination.
omnom-chan: 170 Droid: 170The student prepares an acceptance speech by engraving it on the droid with her Kokiri sword. The droid blasts the control window to keep the Jedi awake as well. Splashes scalding hot coffee on both of you. The Jedi movies one name from his good students list to another list.
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Kay9214 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 1 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:15 am
omnom-chan Kay9214 omnom-chan Kay9214 omnom-chan Say goodbye to your sport scholarship for droids, mister! omnom-chan: 250 Droid: 170 The droid accepts a professional contract for the local omnom-killing athletics league.
omnom-chan: 250 Droid: 170 The student arrests the droid for killing omnom's internet connection last night. omnom-chan: 170 Droid: 90 The Jedl finally passes out at his workstation, face down on the keys, and the confused droid struggles,
omnom-chan: 170 Droid: 90 The student checks if the Jedi is still alive before taking cheap stabs at the droid. omnom-chan: 170 Droid: 10 The droid starts filling the arena with sleeping gas, hoping to knock out the student before she can attack.
omnom-chan: 170 Droid: 10
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 12:28 am
Felinophile Kay9214 Felinophile dumps a load of magnets on the droid felin 250 droid 195 The droid smashes from wall to wall, occasionally hitting the student.
Felinophile: 140 Droid: 30195Sorry, I did the same thing at least twice. X.x Easier to post while awake, I guess >.< Sorry sorry.
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Queentintin rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 7 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:56 am
Kay9214 Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Kay9214 Queen-tintin third try! I will hit that droid! gets her bow and arrow out! The droid begins to board a plane.
Queen-tintin: 250 Droid: 30say how'd you get 30? not that I mind! Boards a plane! hey! gets her bazooka out long range! will blow you up! 2nd try! I won't miss you no! twisted say why can,t the captain play huh? just will destroy your droid! I will you know it! The droid fades from sight again.
Queen-tintin: 250 Droid: 170tintin goes to find some infra red glasses! goes for the attack!
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Queentintin rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:57 am
Queen-tintin Kay9214 Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Queen-tintin say how'd you get 30? not that I mind! Boards a plane! hey! gets her bazooka out long range! will blow you up! 2nd try! I won't miss you no! twisted say why can,t the captain play huh? just will destroy your droid! I will you know it! The droid fades from sight again.
Queen-tintin: 250 Droid: 170tintin goes to find some infra red glasses! goes for the attack! alas ..does not give up! finds her target, goes in with her sabers!
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Queentintin rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 9 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:59 am
Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Kay9214 Queen-tintin Queen-tintin Queen-tintin say how'd you get 30? not that I mind! Boards a plane! hey! gets her bazooka out long range! will blow you up! 2nd try! I won't miss you no! twisted say why can,t the captain play huh? just will destroy your droid! I will you know it! The droid fades from sight again.
Queen-tintin: 250 Droid: 170tintin goes to find some infra red glasses! goes for the attack! alas ..does not give up! finds her target, goes in with her sabers! so close,..now don,t go far! I got it! gets a trident out! lol
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6fred6 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 6:09 am
Kay9214 6fred6 Last chance to hit the droid 6fred6 = 250 Droid =250 The droid puts out a help wanted sign.
6fred6: 250 Droid: 250Do not need help to defeat a droid 6fred6 = 250 Droid 250-80 = 170
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6fred6 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 6 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 6:10 am
Will defeat the droid all on my own
6fred6 = 250 Droid = 170
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6fred6 rolled 1 12-sided dice:
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Total: 11 (1-12)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 6:12 am
Might need a bit of divine inspiration
6fred6 = 250 Droid 170-80 = 90
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Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-8)
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2015 7:03 pm
Kay9214 The droid tries to land another hit having hopefully distracted the woman again.
Felinophile: 85 Droid: 140 takes out the droids memory
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