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 Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 9:25 pm
Granted, but the mafia planted a bomb on the bottom of it, so the next time you start it up, it will blow up with you in it.
I wish to be dictator of the world.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 6:52 pm
Granted, but then your enemy kills you.
I wish I was... a super hero that's invincible! XP
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:01 pm
John Laurain I wish I was... a super hero that's invincible! XP Granted, but your power was to attract stalkers and skunks with rabies O.o I wish school no longer existed
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:05 pm
Granted. The world is now retarded.
I wish for a cute hat.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 10:35 pm
Granted. The hat is made out of dead babies.
I wish to be a medical surgeon who saves the lives of countless people.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:13 pm
Granted. Unfortunately,you save the lives of everyone, even the dead... making the world a zombie haven.
I wish I had a delicious burger that is not rotten, molded, dirty or causes illnesses and doesn't make me fat but still tastes good.
... and doesn't get stolen by someone else.
[Cheerio to the person who ruins that ^ ]
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 10:34 pm
Granted. It's made using meat from humans.
I wish I had a nice black silk shirt that couldn't be eaten by moths, couldn't tear, and didn't have holes in it...plus it is fire resistant.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 5:31 am
Granted. It's made of nanobots that constantly cause itch. (<-- that was hard)
(I'm a big fan of Sweeney Todd)
I wish I had a coke. (<-- yep, just a coke)
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:16 pm
Granted but they mixed Sprite in with it!
I wish I had new pair of socks.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 1:19 pm
Granted. But they are made of taranchula hair.
I wish I got all the wishes in the world.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:26 pm
Granted. They expired yesterday.
I wish to be a famous musician.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:31 pm
Granted. You're kurt cobain. Google his fate to know yours.
I wish for a hat made out of dead babies!!! Like the one mentioned earlier!!! >8D
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 5:35 pm
Granted, but they turned out to be faux dead babies.
I wish I had a man-eating plant that didn't eat people.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:17 pm
Granted. It was vegetarian and therefore ate itself.
I wish for a flamethrower that won't malfunction and/or explode while I'm using it.
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Posted: Fri May 07, 2010 6:19 pm
Granted, but you noticed its fake.
I wish there was no negatuve downsides to wishes.
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