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 Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 11:21 pm
Um, hello? Are you going to help Zelda or not mister?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:05 am
Satomi Himari Um, hello? Are you going to help Zelda or not mister? Sorry, I thought Jax had taken care of it so I zoned out. My kind does that. @Zelda: Ok, you have a fever, so that's a bad sign. I'm going to drain out your abdominal fluids and replace them with hot water and infection killing herb. Then I'm going to apply alcohol around the infection, sow it up, and apply gauze with hydrogen peroxide on it. The gauze will be taped and I'll change it twice a day until I decide you're healed enough... Does that sound like a good plan?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:14 am
*nods* Yes, it's fine with me sir Apple. How will you drain my abdominal fluids?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:58 am
I plan to take a sterile hose and insert it through your wound. I will then push in the sterilizing fluid which will cause your abdominal fluids to flow out because they know you're not big enough for the both of them.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 12:23 pm
applesauce600 I plan to take a sterile hose and insert it through your wound. I will then push in the sterilizing fluid which will cause your abdominal fluids to flow out because they know you're not big enough for the both of them.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 1:28 pm
To make sure you're as un-infectable as possible.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:52 pm
Unfortunately I just found out that the solution gets thick and lessons in amount if you boil it forever. Fortunately I acquired an anti back tear vial shot. It's supposed to make your infection go away like magic... or was it with your magic... Anyways, it'll be great. *Pours some alcohol on your wound. and pulls a sowing needle attached to silk thread out of the alcohol.* I'm going to sow you up now to make your wound harder to reopen.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 3:58 pm
*winces slightly* Alright, then what will you do next sir Apple?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:01 pm
*Does everything.*
There. What do you think?
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:06 pm
*smiles tiredly* Looks good. Thank you so much for your help sir Apple.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:40 pm
I shall now take your temperature. *Sticks an ear thermometer in your ear instead of using the thermometer in your mouth.* Hmm. I think you're getting better.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:44 pm
I hope you're right sir Apple. *yawns*
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:50 pm
*tastes the elixir* Unfortunately, he isn't. He forgot to add citrus. Unless..... *tastes it again* Nevermind, he added kumquat.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:53 pm
applesauce600 I shall now take your temperature. *Sticks an ear thermometer in your ear instead of using the thermometer in your mouth.* Hmm. I think you're getting better.
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Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:53 pm
Devon Eth *tastes the elixir* Unfortunately, he isn't. He forgot to add citrus. Unless..... *tastes it again* Nevermind, he added kumquat. Jax-guy, thanks for ridding me of the naked feeling I felt without Jax here to tell me if I did it right or not... Of course I knew I did right. I just felt nervous for no reason at all.
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