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 Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:58 pm
Granted, but you find half a dead worm after the first bite.
I wish I was omnipotent.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:30 pm
Granted, then the universe collapses.
I wish I had a wolf as a pet.
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:47 pm
wish GRANTED
You get it, and it eats you
I wish that I could get a ORLY?
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:57 pm
O RLY? Well, you have enough gold, but they're sold out!!!
I wish the universe hadn't collapsed as a result of my last wish.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:34 pm
Granted, but it collapsed as a result of your next wish.
I wish that I have an angelic halo.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 3:38 pm
Granted, but the layering doesn't work so you can't see it.
I wish I was cool like > cool
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:20 pm
Granted. Now not only are you freezing cold all the time no matter how you try to get warm, your eyes are super-sensitive to light and you have to wear sunglasses all the time, even at night. rofl
I wish I owned an awesome theme park with roller coasters and water slides and a huge playground and I didn't have to pay a thing! blaugh
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:38 am
Granted, but it sucked
i wish i was irresistable to all girls
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:48 pm
Granted, but there are no girls becuase of the universe collapsign wisht hat was previously granted xp I wish that I won the lottery
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Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:16 am
Granted, but because of Bruce Almighty all you win is $16
I wish I had 3 uncorruptable wishes!
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:01 pm
granted, but a genie steals them, so now he has them, and you don't!! twisted
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:54 pm
I wish the genie gave me back my wishes!
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:45 pm
You do, but they go flying past you and a fool catches them, and he uses them for wealth and unneded stuffs. I wisht hat there would be no more rules to life.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 4:42 pm
granted! now life as we know it does not exist... up is down and down is up... and now that another law--the law of gravity--does not come into play... we will all fly off into space and different dimensions of confusion.
i wish i made more sense ^_^;;
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:43 pm
Granted, but because you become so literal, all expressiveness and istic qualities leave you to be a dry old seamstress.
I wish I controlled fate.
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