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 Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:31 pm
What do you feel standing on hot coals?
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie did it.
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:18 pm
Who starred in Mr and Mrs Smith?
seperation of powers
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:16 pm
What is the first thing that we need to do to for the graduating class of super hero school?
An MRI
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:50 pm
what is a martian random interrogation?
or a mochi rabies injection.
ok, now: it's a Cat-scan.
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:04 pm
What do they do to kittens?
Fox
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:07 pm
what's that reddish thing in your box?
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Would you like a box containing a fox,
Or stones and bones and one or two rocks?
I would like a box containing a fox,
A furry and fuzzy and cuddly fox.
But stones and bones and several rocks!
That's not a treasure to hide in a box!
Do you like walking in the woods,
Or eating Spam and clam tinned goods?
Yes, I like walking in the woods,
One should and could walk in the woods.
But Spam and ham and clam tinned goods!
There are better, better, better foods!
Do you like water from a font,
Or ghosties and beasties and creatures that haunt?
I do like water from a font,
One lonely, solitary font.
But ghosties and beasties and creatures that haunt!
There are better things that one might want!
Do you like pointing at the trees
At two-hundred-and-fifty degrees*?
Yes, I like pointing at the trees,
I sometimes sneeze from all the trees!
But with my nose I'll do as I please
And I'll walk toward two-fifty degrees!
Do you like walking in silly races
Of one-hundred-and-sixteen short-legged paces**?
One-hundred-and-sixteen short-legged paces
Are really and truly my kind of races!
And walking and talking in forested spaces,
And taking advantage of nature's good graces.
Paces you've counted have brought you to where
The box with the fox is really quite near!
Yes, it really and truly was so very near!
At first it wasn't so terribly clear—
But I poked and I prodded without any fear,
And a box with a fox I've found hidden here!
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Dr. Suess (answer)
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 3:26 pm
Who has made up more words in order to sell childrens books than anyone else?
Mice
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 5:56 pm
What is the single most iconic rodent on the planet?
Installed a ceiling fan.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:11 pm
What did I do when the AC broke?
Electrocution
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:16 pm
What happened to you trying to install a ceiling fan?
Licked the middle first.
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:33 pm
how did you eat your twix?
Sweet and sour sauce
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 7:46 pm
What did you wash the floors with?
Just because.
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 12:08 pm
why do you balance a snake on the end of your nose, father william?
it's because of my age.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:08 am
Why did you get arrested at the pre-school?
11 herbs and spices.
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 6:37 pm
What is in the bath tub?
The computer is on fire
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