Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer

[chessiejo]

well, it is a sumo bodysuit after all



which way to Albuquerque?  

[Staff Information Account]

Albuquerque lives down the road.

Why am i suddenly obsessed with black and red?  

[Ethozz]

cause you're obsessed with them

do ninjas eat food?  

[Flying Squiddle]

Why, yes, they do! Just last week, I came across a 50lb bag of Ninja Food at the pet store. It was right next to the pirate food.

Speaking of which, I haven't seen my pirate in a few days; anyone know what might have happened to him?  

[Ethozz]

he went to a sword shop to get a new one

do pirates love parrots?  

[Aurora Sing]

If they do then call me parrot!


What was the single greatest accomplishment of Thomas Edison's life?  

[TintedShades]

Failing to create a hearing aid.

Why can't I save gold?  

[Ethozz]

cause it's yellow

how many toes does a frog have?  

[chessiejo]

enough to cover the ends of his feet.


why do i get hungry late at night?  

[Ethozz]

because Taco Bell opens till midnight

are you hungry?  

[Aurora Sing]

Only if you are gonna buy me some food


Why does the earth rotate around the sun?  

[Ethozz]

for people to do their sunbathing

are monkeys cool?  

[Orangeeful]

Only on breeze nights.

Who took my blackroot?  

[Flying Squiddle]

Him!

*points over your shoulder and runs away while you aren't looking*

If the laws of physics stepped aside for a day to let the laws of cartoon physics run amok, what's the first impossibly cartoony thing you'd try?