Corrupt A Wish!

[rathykins]

Granted, but when you go to play them, your computer explodes =o.

I wish gaia could find a layout that pleased everybody.

 

[wegrgr234werwegrewgr]

It goes back to the old layout, but none of the links work.

I wish i could go to france with my friend : o  

[rathykins]

Granted, but you get left in France and are sold into slavery on the Ivory Coast =o.

I wish I could go swimming right now.

 

[wegrgr234werwegrewgr]

Granted, but you've forgotten how to swim.

I wish i didnt buy that Prisoner's ball and chain.  

[rathykins]

Granted, but you bought 100 of them instead of just 1.

I wish my brother's new hair cut didn't make him look like a bear xD.

 

[wegrgr234werwegrewgr]

granted, but now he looks like a beaver : o XD

i wish my music would stop giving me headache.  

[rathykins]

Granted, but instead it makes your brain explode.

I wish fleshy hadn't just made me realize that my brother looks like a Beaver also.

 

[wegrgr234werwegrewgr]

Granted, but you have nightmares about it.
[my brain XD]

I wish my sister was here.  

[rathykins]

Granted, but you are drafted by the military and sent to Cambodia =o.

I wish my hair wasn't all tangly/frizzy today.

 

[wegrgr234werwegrewgr]

^i was thinking about your avi's hair XD ha ha

granted, but the rest of the days, your hair will be frizzy/tangley.

i wish we would go to the store already.  

[rathykins]

=p

Granted, but you have to ride a llama to the store... this llama: dramallama .

I wish my boyfriend would get back on gaia soon.

 

[wegrgr234werwegrewgr]

^that Llama is scary.
Granted, but the the Demon Llama steals him when he gets on XD

I wish i didnt have to clean up the mess ive made by the comuter XD  

[rathykins]

{Nyuu~.. first a friend eats him, and now he's being kidnapped? xD}

Granted, but you have to clean up the entire house instead.

I wish fever blisters did not exist.

 

[Epic Fail Girl]

Granted but now oral herpes is even more prevelent

I wish to go to space.