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 Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:20 am
In this dimensional plane; you'll find our laws of physics very strict
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 11:48 am
During time of war, go commando... it's 100% effective against underwear riding up.
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Posted: Tue Jul 02, 2013 8:09 pm
I suggest investing in deodorizer and stain remover. Lots of it.
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 9:49 am
Burn people when they are sleeping.... it gives you a better chance to run away.
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:07 am
Turning your underwear inside out can extend the wear time by four weeks.
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 10:28 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:34 pm
Sometimes, love is all you need.
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 7:31 am
Don't blast Zpoo, it will stink up the place really badly, and you'll get poo all over the place.
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Posted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 11:43 pm
You can keep telling yourself they care, but they really don't. The animals.
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Posted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 9:58 pm
Mugging people will eventually come back to haunt you.
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Posted: Mon Jul 15, 2013 2:41 pm
Chemicals can help you as long as you don't throw it on yourself.
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 8:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 17, 2013 12:13 pm
A wolf's head can still bite when it's head is detached from its body.
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Posted: Sun Jul 28, 2013 9:19 pm
Always remember to feed your pets and plants.
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Posted: Mon Jul 29, 2013 10:09 pm
Brush and floss at least twice a day for a healthy smile.
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