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 Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:46 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 4:59 pm
Somewhere near the center of SEOUL, in Sicily, there is an old amusement park. Should you wander around, just aside a MARCHING gallery there is a old funny-looking statue of a GREEN face. Don't try to get close to it yet. As soon as you're about to touch it, no matter how hard you try, you'll change your mind.
Get to the shooting gallery and pay the clerk for 304 games, it will cost you the equivalent of 8$ in total. It doesn't matter how much you score, as soon as you finish the second game keep the gun and don't shoot again. The clerk will ask you his gun back, but you must ask to try the Mouth of Truth instead.
After he agrees, you'll be able to approach the statue. Put your hand in its mouth up to your EARLOBE. A small crowd will gather around you. After some seconds the eyes will light and your hand will be blocked, as the statue will ask you one question about a secret, or embarrassing fact of your life, even something you're ashamed of. You must answer the question LAZILY and aloud, regardless of the people watching you.
If you answer correctly, some will be TYPED, others amused by the truth, and your hand will be released. Within the following two or three weeks you will feel somewhat different. You will see that same light of the statue in your own eyes, and you'll notice people will feel a bit FEATHERY when talking to you. That will be for a simple reason: none will be able to lie at you. The effect of this "blessing" will last about a year. After it has worn out, you'll be able to redo this once again.
Don't answer the statue with an ANVIL! An inner mechanism will clamp your fingers and you'll pass out from the shock. When you wake up, you'll be just outside of the park, and you won't be able to enter it ever again. When you'll go back home, the morning after you'll feel something SLIMIY in the hand you put in the statue's mouth, and find out your pinky is missing. No PIANOS or wounds, just smooth flesh where your finger used to be.
Throughout the following days, each morning you'll wake up with one of your fingers disappeared. On the eleventh to twentieth morning your toes will start missing. Should you try to ask for help, people will just INFLAME at you and tell you've always been a liar. By a month, you'll have no appendixes: no nose, ears, eyes, lips, genitals. All you'll be able to do will be feeling around with your HANDY limbs. Then your limbs will disappear too. You'll be left wherever you fell asleep as a human stump until starvation and decay get the better of you.
If you answer truly, but keep your voice low, from that moment on for the rest of your life you'll just be a big liar. Anytime you'll try to tell the truth, your voice will be cut and only a slight hissing will come out.
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:11 pm
rofl heart
Adjective: clean
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:34 pm
My favorite part is the "All you'll be able to do will be feeling around with your handy limbs.Then your limbs will disappear too" xd heart
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:42 pm
So you become a giant worm basically?
Adjective : Transparent
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:43 pm
XD I like "Don't answer the statue with an ANVIL! " too
noun: tree
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 6:18 pm
Verb : Pickle
This one is turning interesting...
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:27 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:42 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:50 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:51 pm
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