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 Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 5:23 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:00 am
Granted... Even the really disturbing one when you [expletive deleted] your mom in her [expletive deleted][expletive deleted][expletive deleted] ... over and over and over and over again. gonk
I wish rude-greasy-fake-tan-euro-trash-wannabe-douchebags were outlawed on penalty of extreme tortuous butt trauma.
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:54 pm
Granted but for some reason a person declared u rude-greasy-fake-tan-euro-trash-wannabe-douchebag and u were given death immediately without a trial
I wish I could breath underwater and on land
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:23 pm
Granted! but scientist find you and use you for experiments to test if they can breathe underwater.
I wish i had a talking and dancing gecko.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 3:06 am
Granted!! You get your gecko with high enough intelligence to talk and dance, but it soon learns other things, plots to take over the world, and kills man-kind.
I wish i had a sack of oranges to beat someone with.
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 12:37 pm
Granted... But the person you target for the beating wishes for a loaded shotgun.
I wish I could grow a full beard. sad
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:13 am
Granted u now have a small tuft of hair on ur chin and then it yawns and says I'm stuffed
I wish I could walk on water
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:22 am
Granted. Your newly altered molecular structure allows you to walk on water... but taking a shower will now easily kill you.
I wish college wasn't so damn expensive.
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:07 pm
but then hobos take over harvard by force
i wish i had thought of something i forgot in a way that i could remember it. if that makes any sense
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 10:11 am
Granted. But now you live in a constant state of déjà vu, but the party really starts when you have to remember if have to poop.
I wish the naked girls walking around here would put some damn clothes on... No, wait!... not that... I wish that they'd order me a pizza. whee
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:46 pm
GRANTEDD! but the pizza is posioned i wish for a smurf 
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:49 am
GRANTED!
But he drives you crazy with all the happiness
I wish I could hang out with my friends today
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:58 pm
Granted, but hanging out includes helping them paint a house in the 100 degree heat.
I wish I had a new car.
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Posted: Tue Jul 28, 2009 11:06 pm
Granted, but now it's scrap pieces after a major freeway accident!
I wish to speak Hylian!
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Posted: Thu Jul 30, 2009 11:00 pm
granted, but your the only one who does, so only you understand what your saying!
i wish i had a free boxload of active, unused gaia cash cards.
(*laughs evily* muhoowahahahhahahahaahaaahaaaaaaa. hehe. he . hehhhh. ook new post...)
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