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 Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:18 pm
*rips the pipe from the wall behind you and impales you with it*
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Posted: Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:13 pm
*immerses you in hydrochloric acid*
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 2:05 pm
*feeds you to a blue whale*
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:58 pm
*straps magic_doglover to a large target and then uses him as target practice with my machine gun*
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:44 am
*puts you through a meat grinder, makes meatloaf from the meat, and has a pleasant dinner with my grandmother*
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 8:57 am
* chucks you off a boat into the gaping jaws of a great white shark*
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 9:36 am
*shoots you on the conveniently-placed target on your shirt* mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:06 pm
*sticks him in a flamethrower testing camp*
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Posted: Sun Jan 02, 2011 11:28 am
*spreads mayo and cheese on your back and snaps your spine to make a nice sandwich for my picnic*
anybody want some?
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 4:38 pm
*fillets him with this machete*
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:06 pm
*crushes the helmet with his head still inside*
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:11 pm
*flosses his teeth with razor wire until it cuts through his whole head*
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:25 pm
*pumps grape jelly into his stomach until he bursts*
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Posted: Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:38 pm
*cuts him up like roast beef*
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 4:11 pm
*pumps strawberry jelly into his stomach until he bursts*
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