Let's Make A Story!

[Professor Inky]

I'm sure most of you have heard of this game.
If not, it's easy to understand.
Everyone posts one or two sentences contributing to the story.
A story can start off as a romantic love story then end as a robot alien war.
I'm not good at explaining, sorry.
So just add to what the person above you has.
Don't quote the person above you.
I'll start it off.

Once upon a time, there was a little dragon named Potato.

 

[the-forsaken-angel]

He lived in a cave were he hid from the humans and had been there for 2000 years only going out at night to get food.  

[British Asian]

He started eating a piece of cheese in the middle of the night when suddenly...  

[the-forsaken-angel]

he saw two human walking up the montian holding hands.  

[Professor Inky]

It just so happened that the two humans were both men.  

[the-forsaken-angel]

eek he then destoyed them because they got to close to his cave  

[zomordar]

and then he went back to eating cheese when...  

[Professor Inky]

A flying pig came into his cave and pee'd on his fire.

 

[British Asian]

and he got so pissed at the pig that he burned the piggy and ate him with the cheese. rofl  

[MissTheFriction]

Potato then happy-danced his success, chanting "I eat dinosaurs! They are very yummy!" when suddenly..  

[Professor Inky]

A car came up and ran over his tail! So Potato....

 

[British Asian]

Chased the car into town where he grew 10 times his own size and he...  

[MissTheFriction]

stomped the town flat. The towns people..  

[Professor Inky]

cheered for Potato because he destroyed their acursed town.

 

[British Asian]

BUT! Potato was then trasformed into a human (his tail is still on him 3nodding ) Where he bought some semi-automatic pistols and he...