two words, same letters

[chessiejo]

think of two words that use exactly the same letters, but do not look the same.

it's funnier if they make sense as a short phrase

you might even want to give a little caption or explanation.

example:
"rogue rouge:
makeup used by bandits"  

[chessiejo]

word drow

a dark elf author  

[chessiejo]

lame meal

you expect me to eat this garbage?  

[chessiejo]

new wen

gaaah! another blemish on my lovely face!  

[Ethozz]

brain drain

uh.... i dunno what to say  

[Aurora Sing]

life file

the important parts are in there  

[Dammask]

Sue use

What every Lawyer thinks: 'Sue that user!'  

[chessiejo]

yay!
people are getting it.

starer arrest.

officer, take that peeping tom into custody!  

[WaruiOnna]

goat toga
that pretty much explains it doesn't it? 0_o;; lol xD  

[WaruiOnna]

mac cam
At the point of desperation.. McDonald's started giving away cameras with their happy meals. xD  

[WaruiOnna]

Share Hares
.....But doesn't the good luck wear off after the first rub? xD  

[WaruiOnna]

words sword
This sword will beat any enemy.
I can't even see the damn sword.. 0_o;;
That'll be 12k.
WHAT?!?!

xDD  

[Flying Squiddle]

Paired Diaper

An (altogether unpleasant) economy diaper marketed toward miserly parents of twins.  

[WaruiOnna]

dog god
When the dog eating your homework excuse doesn't work..have the dog god squish your school xD  

[Flying Squiddle]

Large Lager

What you'd order instead of a pint if McDonald's had a liquor license.