Useless Superpowers

[Stained Sunday]

This game's pretty simple (of course). You must post what useless or semi-useless superpower the aay (avi above you) has.

For example...^ Has the ability to peel an orange just by staring at it.

Get creative!

Nobody above me...>> START.  

[NekoNeko_Luna]

has the ability to rewind embarassing moments about themselves (no changes can be made, though.)  

[john999999]

has the ability say stupid thing about things that souldnt  

[Epic Fail Girl]

Has the ability to remove cancer from places on the body..... and place them in the brain.  

[engineer-of-doom]

can make red lights turn green just by staring at them!  

[ManagerKyoto]

Is able to project the image of a cat onto any fabric surface  

[xX_Random-Soul_Xx]

Has the ability to pet all cute and fluffy things 3nodding  

[PunctureWounds]

Has the ability to sanitize fruit just by touching it.  

[Aurora Sing]

has the ability to alphabetize her computer files  

[ManagerKyoto]

Can send her thoughts into blender.  

[Epic Fail Girl]

^Can make animals run away with fear with a sweet voice.  

[ManagerKyoto]

can remove brain at will  

[john999999]

can make smoothies  

[ManagerKyoto]

eats mummies for breakfast to gain x ray vision  

[john999999]

kill u from the inside out