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 Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:53 pm
IRL, I'm kinda known among my closest friends for coming up with these creative "rage phrases" when I'm REALLY pissed off at someone, and some of them can be pretty amusing. So this'll be my compilation thread. xd
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:54 pm
Came up with this one tonight: "I want to kick this guy in the rear so hard that his buttcheeks implode and become C-cup boobs."
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:56 pm
From last semester after this one chick on the opposing team of a soccer game we were playing was kicking WAAAYY too hard, and smacked me flat in the face with the ball: "I was about damn ready to shove that ball down her throat and make her give birth to it!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 5:56 pm
Hiddochi wolf Came up with this one tonight: "I want to kick this guy in the rear so hard that his buttcheeks implode and become C-cup boobs." That...is beautiful. crying
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:00 pm
I don't even remember the context of this one: "I'd peel his member like an overripe banana and grind it up in his morning smoothie."
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:06 pm
Mama Ame Hiddochi wolf Came up with this one tonight: "I want to kick this guy in the rear so hard that his buttcheeks implode and become C-cup boobs." That...is beautiful. crying My roommate's ex boyfriend was over to visit today, and they got into this big huge pointless argument for 2 hours, but he was being such a tremendous dickwad the whole time and it took all of my patience and self-control to not chew him a new v****a. xd They finally left the room like 30 minutes ago, but that's when that phrase popped into my head and it amused me so much that I was no longer even angry, LOL.
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 6:39 pm
Not a rage phrase at all, but something else random and amusing that my boyfriend and I came up with:
(He made a pelvic thrust motion and said "Bing!" during it.)
Me: What, are we now internet-based search tools or something? I can just imagine it now, right as we're getting it on one day -- you'd be Binging and I'd be Googling. Bing Bing Google Bing Google Bing Bing Google!
Him: What if you got pregnant? What would the child be?
Me: BING BING GOOGLE GOOGLE BING GOOGLE BING YAHOO! The child shall be Yahoo.
Him: I think I just AOL'd.
xd
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Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:21 pm
Don't forget Ask Jeeves and DuckDuckGo. 8U
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Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2014 11:46 pm
Hiddochi wolf Not a rage phrase at all, but something else random and amusing that my boyfriend and I came up with: (He made a pelvic thrust motion and said "Bing!" during it.) Me: What, are we now internet-based search tools or something? I can just imagine it now, right as we're getting it on one day -- you'd be Binging and I'd be Googling. Bing Bing Google Bing Google Bing Bing Google! Him: What if you got pregnant? What would the child be? Me: BING BING GOOGLE GOOGLE BING GOOGLE BING YAHOO! The child shall be Yahoo. Him: I think I just AOL'd. xd 
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 8:49 pm
Came up with this one a couple days ago:
"He clearly needs a brain update. Too bad they don't release those nearly as often as iOS updates."
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2014 9:01 pm
Hiddochi wolf Came up with this one a couple days ago: "He clearly needs a brain update. Too bad they don't release those nearly as often as iOS updates." Ha! Perfect. Man, there are some people I'd like to upgrade the brains on. stressed
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