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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 12:09 am
Oct. 5th- Check it! I finally caved and got an imaginary Twitter! So... where to start?
Oct.5th- My dad is the Nevermore Raven, which basically means he's this gigantic bird-shadow monster that everyone likes denying the existence of.
Oct.5th- I can't say as I like people denying my dad's existence, but it does make my parent teacher conferences SO MUCH MORE FUN! You should see the looks on their faces when they scream in terror at the swirling black abyss! I don't really blame them.
Oct.5th- I mean my home is absolutely terrifying and I have to go back to it every night. Dad looks out for me, though. Good thing he doesn't know I have this or he'd be really angry and he is HORRIFYING when he is angry! -shudders-
Oct.10th- The other day our mailman mysteriously turned into a femailman. Yeah, I don't really get it either, but I like the change! He...or she...(I dunno) LOOKS FABULOUS!
Oct. 10th- hears a screech in the back ground- Gotta go! My dad's calling!
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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 9:49 pm
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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:25 pm
((Edited))
I suggested that my buddy, Michael Sandero's first head, join the soccer team, but he says he can't! His grades are slipping. Ain't that a kick in the head?!
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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:27 pm
Michael had to write a 10 page research paper on imaginary corn without any hands. I guess he didn't do so well... -shrugs?-
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Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2013 10:29 pm
I tried to get Sandero to type. He says the keyboard tastes like sweaty corn chips and faceless old people.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:31 am
DO NOT VOLUNTEER FOR STREXCORP'S MEDICAL STUDY! DO NOT VOLUNTEER...
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:32 am
No one who has volunteered has ever returned the same.
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 7:33 am
No one who has volunteered has ever returned at all...
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:21 pm
Saikii DO NOT VOLUNTEER FOR STREXCORP'S MEDICAL STUDY! DO NOT VOLUNTEER... No one who has volunteered has ever returned the same. No one who has volunteered has ever returned at all... Totally sounds like something I would hear on Welcome to Night Vale, lol. xd
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 12:29 pm
(( She's from Night Vale, so it's somewhat to be expected. ))
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Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2014 11:14 pm
Saikii (( She's from Night Vale, so it's somewhat to be expected. )) ((Ah, okay.))
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 9:03 pm
rofl one of my favorite episodes rofl
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:58 pm
Mama Ame rofl one of my favorite episodes rofl It's one of my favorites as well. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 13, 2014 7:32 pm
The faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home is surprisingly good at chess! #Chess #Checkmate
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 7:56 pm
At least I think it's her...
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