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 Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 6:54 pm
There is only one Rule:
Make up any Chuck Norris joke that is funnier than the avatar above you emotion_awesome Chuck Norris is so strong that he threw a car with no hands by just attaching 2 jumper cords to his nimples connected to the car.
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Posted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 11:22 pm
Chuck Norris eats cake mix raw and shits out whole wedding cakes that make your head explode when you them because they're so damn delicious.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 8:09 am
The only reason why North Korea's bombs havent reach to America yet because Chuck Norris caught them with his mouth and swallowed them while walking on the Pacific ocean.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 12:55 pm
The only person not scared of DemonLadySesshomaru is Chuck Norris, and that's because we used to be sparring partners- I taught him everything he knows! (Laugh of I will sic my children on you)
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:19 pm
Chuck Norris beat every game made for the xbox with a wii controller
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 1:58 pm
Ms. Oklahoma injured her leg the day before the beauty pageant. So they asked Chuck Norris to replace her. He ended up winning Miss America 2012.
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Posted: Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:48 pm
The people from Saw kidnapped Chuck Norris but they ended up playing their own game while Chuck Norris told them what to do.
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Posted: Mon Jul 01, 2013 9:30 am
'Chunk Norris doesn't watch porn, porn watches him.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 8:31 am
When Chuck Norris pees in a bottle, it turns to mountain dew emotion_awesome
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:12 pm
Chuck Norris...that's it.
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 2:20 pm
Leprechaun_Sean just won the thread, but Chuck Norris dictated we continue for his amusement
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Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2013 10:37 am
When vampire bite Chuck Norris, he sucks their blood.
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Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:01 am
Chuck Norris is the master of disguise. He's probably in this thread disguise as someone now eek *looks at KBiT*
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Posted: Wed Jul 10, 2013 12:33 pm
Chuck Norris is so sneaky, he robs people's housing in the middle of the day while blaring emergency sirens and they still don't know where he is.
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Posted: Sun Dec 08, 2013 4:10 pm
Chuck Norris is so scary, looking at him directly in the face is good enough to kill you.
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