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 Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:09 pm
Yep; rather than hopping between two threads, I'm making one for what I feel is the betterment of all involved.
Enjoy biggrin
Update:
July's Dawn, 2012
The final days of Hyrule were dark indeed; the masses corrupted by the sinful desires of porn and smut waged a fierce war against the puritans under the banner of the Regal Inquisition. These times torn by trial and tribulation would be the final saga of a land cursed by repeated assaults from otherworldly forces and plagued by the unfortunate disappearance of key figures critical to it's continuation.
When the smoke cleared in the final days, it became clear to all who lived on that what had once been, was no more. Too much critical infrastructure had been destroyed in the conflict, the capital region of Castletown and Hyrule Castle could no longer sustain the populace. To escape certain death they left, wandering outward to find better lands, lands not scarred by unrelenting battle.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:14 pm
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:16 pm
Ahh, such a beautiful day! *sits at vanity, brushing hair with hairbrush*
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:21 pm
*Limps into the kitchen to start making breakfast*
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:31 pm
*walks out into the dining room and sits at the table* Good morning sir Kbit!
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:46 pm
Good morning your highness; breakfast shall be ready in just a bit
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 7:50 pm
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:10 pm
*Emerges with a plate of sausages and egg*
Here you are your highness; enjoy
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:12 pm
Thank you sir Kbit! *starts eating*
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:14 pm
Boom!! *something outside explodes as soon as I say that* question Ummm.... I know what you're thinking, but that wasn't my fault. It was just a coincidence that something went boom when I said that.
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:17 pm
Would you like to join me for breakfast sir Kbit?
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:18 pm
Hmmm; anything you wish to share Jaxcam?
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:26 pm
Nope. It's probably just an invasion. Hyrule has a police force to stop this kind of stuff, right?
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:35 pm
You know that there are only knights here in Hyrule. They're not a police force, but they do help to keep the peace Jaxcam. *continues eating breakfast*
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Posted: Sat May 01, 2010 8:37 pm
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